H3TV #99 — Colleen Returns To YouTube

0:10last night we the even was geted up by baby he

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0:43night yeah welcome guys yeah H Street podcast it's Monday we are out here it

0:48is uh November 20th which means Thanksgiving every American's favorite

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2:21everyone left nothing I think it's I think we're still experiencing the uh the after effects of the pre-b button

2:29days well yeah obviously clearly nothing's happened since we got the butt and we've been great yeah but um hopefully next

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3:30if you like a good-looking young men with chestnut brown hair oh God what a that is but that's me he's

3:39talking about me Chestnut yeah I have chestnut brown hair a good-looking young man with chestnut brown

3:46hair's you have hazel eyes hazel eyes and chestnut brown hair what does chestnut brown hair even look like you're not familiar with chestnuts after

3:55everything you've been through with them well I want to know what chestnut hair like it's such a like I don't know it's it's

4:04an Amorous way to describe a young boy's hair looks like hazel air in a way Hazel hair yeah Hazel hair hazel eyes gorgeous

4:14what's the avocado have to do with it though what the Garnier why you put an avocado in my hair didn't ask for

4:22that all right where am I what am I talking about t oh yeah so first of all um Magic The Gatherings up online today

4:32if anyone wants to go to Teddy br.com and check it out I'm wearing one

4:41now sick dude easy easy great ass you going to

4:51get a strike um let's take a look here Teddy fresh.com do you love Magic Gathering Magic the Gathering I do too

4:59we all do who doesn't who doesn't boom boom the jacket the cardigan boom boom boom now

5:08let me hear you Sayo wayo this is one Dan was wearing this is one that love was wearing I was wearing

5:16this one this one's so nice I'm I'm wearing another one right which one you got oh the classic dude I love this collar it's my favorite col lavender

5:24yeah Lavender is my though I love it too hell yeah brother hell yeah I'm big on Plum too I don't know if you with Plum yeah I with Plum sure

5:32absolutely Lavender is a great color though um this is all really just a beautiful magic Art um that you'll find on a whole bunch

5:42of beautiful pieces here I got that one on then flannel you got this one on right now mhm oh bro I like it P

5:51Castle this one's crazy goes hard crazy dude when have you ever seen that

5:58before ever anywhere I love that one a lightning zombie yeah dude and then here's another plate one with a beautiful

6:07embroidery um so nice so cool looking Ang you know if you're going to an MTG tournament you better be rolling

6:14up in this yo oh yeah that's all I have to say about it um there's so many great pieces

6:21here the angel oh this one's crazy dude whoa yo is that it's that send dib

6:31eph that is I think it is I think that's eph fre that is eph fre yeah or and a fre free a

6:40fre free the fre out of the bottle I thought it was free I thought it was E I thought it was e free E

6:49fre that's good check it out there's also Black Friday oh wait is there still Black

6:57Friday I don't see anything on sale black wait what why did it say it say Black Friday at the top yeah okay so there's a different tab for Black Friday

7:06check that out if you want to so thank you thank you H besides that I was

7:14so sick all weekend and I did not think I was going to make it today but I had

7:20to try my best because thank you Zach there's so much good stuff I saw Colleen is back and I says Monday

7:30we feast and I was going to be God damned if I missed that you know after everything we've been through the ups

7:38and the Downs we've been with Cen the power points the P the power outs

7:47points indeed so this is I'm on an exclusive diet of um yeah you haven't

7:53explain sick how yeah so okay I at least got some in good information when I talk

8:00to you guys about it but I've had just so horrible food poisoning it's just

8:08up dude it first started on um it started I think on um Saturday

8:18evening and it started with these really intense sulfur burps have you ever had those oh yeah

8:26they're the bro it is so file and then not only that it was sulfur burps like a you're like farting

8:34on your mouth it's like it tastes like a like a egg burp yeah it's like a egg burp it so vile yeah that sounds and then the other thing is like I'm not a

8:43huge burper I don't burp a lot but whatever's going on in my stomach I'm producing tons of gas and I cannot stop

8:50burping this active sulfur gu you got fart mou you got fart

8:56mouth bro that's crazy that's crazy dude one of the worst things

9:06it and then so and then the next day I start having uncontrollable chronic non-stop

9:14diarrhea and it smells out of your mouth and I'll tell you it smells just like my

9:20burps that's a shame you don't I you don't want to ever

9:28admit that but that is what it is it's I didn't do anything it was the you know I I I I take care of myself I

9:37don't know ABY when do you get sulfur burps I I was sick I don't remember when but I've had them a few times when I was

9:45sick recently God is it the worst yeah I take Pepto for it helps so vile man I

9:52thought you just meant like acidy burps but you're talking about fart straight up farting out of his mouth bro it's a suuri

9:59I'm glad I haven't had that dude it is so up and

10:07well then then the diarrhea started happening and then I couldn't I didn't eat anything yesterday I ate nothing and it was just

10:15nonstop and and and just to be even more uh specific

10:22um so you go to the toilet it's like at a certain point you just give up on wiping I'm sorry you heard me no you

10:31don't hold up what was that not like all the way but like there your whole ass is like a canvas like it's like a jack poic

10:39all the more reason a wipe I Haven I do phen so you go straight to the shower or what

10:46usually usually I clean everything up really good but after like the fourth time in two hours the whole Jackson

10:53poock things it's like you just do your best you change your underwear you take a shower you use the bed cuz it must have been at least 10 times

11:02yesterday and through the evening and through the middle of the night mhm

11:11and you changed your underwear how come I change my what you said you changed your underwear yeah dude not because I

11:19my pants but because you pull it up and there's probably there might be like there's cross contamination sure okay I

11:25get that I get that right so so I've been going through a

11:33lot and basically last night I started taking these mhm Pepto bismal

11:41poppers mhm I snorted a few of them mhm I inserted a few of them right I

11:48chewed a few of them it looks so illegal with the black and white filter on yeah I never seen drugs packed like

11:56this though like street drugs have you no seems too fancy yeah it's too fancy it still looks like a PSA it's a

12:03'90s PSA Vibe right now um it's been Miser it's been absolutely the worst and I told you guys

12:11about it and I didn't realize but some of y'all were also under the effect of some really negative feelings and the the theory is that it was from the

12:19hamburgers is that right mhm I think so I mean Friday we ordered me and Lena ordered food after work and I thought it was from that but I the place we ordered

12:28after work I get all the time and I've never gotten sick but this time my stomach was killing me like I was in excruciating pain so I think it's the

12:36same thing that you have did anyone else feel I felt slightly bad yeah I had a tumm me a I had to cancel plans stay

12:44home oh wow you did mhm I fell asleep with a heating pad on my tummy oh my God so who didn't eat the hamburgers Dan

12:52yeah I didn't and you weren't sick nope and Ela she ordered one but she didn't eat it and she was fine and she was fine cam you didn't get sick either right I

13:01didn't eat at all well there you go was fine good that's the way it should be yeah yeah you see God rewarded you Cam y yeah you guys been looking out for me

13:09the whole time thingk yep trying to protect you dude it's for own good Zach did you Ian anyone else back there I was fine you're fine yeah I was fine from it

13:18yeah I was I was all good we must got the weird batch well I don't know cuz I had Mexican food on uh Friday

13:26night and then I thought it was that too AB but people in the chat asking was it

13:32Anson stop they would never I would say I ate a bunch of Anson and I didn't get sick hold the phone hold the phone I did eat a lot of

13:41Anson right but we all did however the chance that it was ion's

13:48versus this disgusting nasty ass burgers well the burgers were really good the the after effects that I

13:55experienced was worth it cuz the burger was so good but obviously you guys had a little bit worse than me I would never eat another Hamburg again to avoid going

14:03through what I just did yeah what you went through is definitely worse than what I went through show holy the Gabe curse some are saying by

14:12the way people got so upset okay I have to say something I didn't even somehow realize that Gabe apparently Gabe invited us to his birthday party I did

14:21not even realize that I was talking to him and we invited him to the show and I

14:28remember Mak some joke about how oh we would never we would we would never flake on you joking about last year mhm

14:35I didn't even know that we were invited to a party did he say that I I miss that too I swear to

14:43God I have I did not know until after I just saw there was tons of people were like super pissed I heard it and me and my Dad tried to go but it turns out it

14:51was at 11:00 well try okay well almost only counts in horseshoes and grenades bucko I bought whole outfit for last

14:59year costume and I still got on so yeah well you have the outfit so why don't you go this year C Fu I didn't know I was invited it's not the same

15:07thing I didn't know was on what did he say can we get a time stamp to the uh he said where is we're have we're getting

15:15together tomorrow night uh for my birthday if anybody wants to come oh wasn't he talking about his his nephew

15:22was doing a concert Nick Nick was having a show um and I know per cuz I talked to

15:30Nick um I had no idea that there was a party after up until this point I mean that's a big difference he was like hey

15:38you want to come watch my nephew play I mean sure thanks for the invite but that's not the same thing it's like hey do you guys all want to come to my our birthday and then we all just like oh

15:46anyway that's I didn't hear that you guys I would have made them go well I asked about going but then I

15:54found out the party didn't kick off until almost midnight and I'm an old man you go I mean we all have jobs and I know Gabe is fifth in his I mean it

16:02was on the weekend but uh started isn't that odd to start birthday partner at midnight no I mean

16:09some of us were really excited to go and we were going to bring we going to bring my dad and stuff and it was his last night so late I think because of Nick's

16:17concert and they were like starting it after it was like an after party to the concert no I I I clearly wasn't going to go and that's not because of Gabe thank

16:25you Ian but like you expect you guys to you know represent I was in Texas so well there well done well done but

16:34that's not what I mean is I mean is I didn't I didn't even hear it so apologies to Gabe we're gonna have to throw a party just for him for all the

16:41birthdays we've missed yeah yeah we got to have a we got to do that I love that idea we got to have a gab's birthday I

16:48agree um Bonanza that's what I want to do all right what else we got what else

16:57were people angry at us for

17:02was there other stuff let's see um there was the Gabe thing angry I feel like there was something

17:10else I don't remember oh yeah no I couldn't remember yeah everyone was super mad about Whitney um for us plant forming a known

17:18trans phobe that in their words you know actually I will say this um about it

17:25obviously Whitney is our like personal friend that doesn't justify anything but what it does mean is

17:33that you know you you sometimes endure uh you endure uh friendships where you don't have a

17:42you know what I mean it's like I don't agree with any of my friends on anything there you go I mean Uncle your cousin Tim is like I mean oh my God my cousin

17:51Tim is trying to kill his brother right now yeah he's L that's what I'm saying literally I was like all right I got to get off the phone he said all I'm saying is I'm going full throttle and I'm going

17:59to be his worst nightmare okay God wait why is he what's the beef between him and his bro oh God it's just deep he he was living at Brendan's house

18:07his brother then his brother kicked him out and it goes deep I'm not going to bore you so there's a whole Feud oh yeah is it and do you think he like actually

18:15if you're if his brother were to die would he be the first suspect yeah 100%

18:21oh my goodness but no I don't think you'd kill him you don't think but there is a chance yeah you never know you never know

18:29he's not trying to put that out yeah but what I will say is that listen me Whitney we're we we've actually have

18:36thank you love I don't know what's the color got like Mega stret it was on a hanger I hate that happens yeah I noce

18:44you got to fold these kinds of shirts yeah you can't hang them or the neckline gets all up

18:52mhm thank you that's how I that's yeah I'm showing too much chest though

18:59right AB I think you look good thanks bro yeah it looks fine I actually didn't comment on the shirt it was where the

19:06double just looked like Kenobi yeah yeah um anyway so we you know we've been

19:13through real friendship like when she helped us rescue those dogs ela's been P close personal friends for a while so

19:22you know she reached out and says hey I got this special you guys want to have me on and I said well you know yeah of course why not it's Whitney she's our

19:30friend that being said I understand that um she said some offensive things about trans people and I I will also

19:38acknowledge that this is I think a safe space for a lot of

19:45LGBT q and even the pluses feel in this community so there so there is that which I think is

19:54important to reckon with I will say however I was was planning on talking to her about some of the trans stuff but

20:03um but um she left before I I guess we just got kind of um sidetracked and then she left early I I genuinely was I was

20:12even telling you guys before the show that I wanted to uh yeah you wanted to engage with her on it I wanted to mix her up a little bit but but I didn't get the opportunity which is a shame cuz I

20:21actually thought it would be an interesting conversation uh but anyway you know what can I say she's my friend and uh she's she's friend and and you know we we love

20:30her as a friend um and but like obviously I understand where you guys are coming from too and I wish I had the opportunity to um have that conversation

20:39with her maybe next time um if we have any fans by then they're not all gone so

20:47that's what I have to say about that anything else um today is trans day of

20:55remembrance happy trans day of remembrance all I'll never forget exactly I'll never forget my trans

21:03um brothers and sisters and nonbinaries can I ask a question this might see dumb and I don't mean it to be offensive I

21:11just it occurred can you be non-binary and trans yes I think no seriously I'm just

21:20laughing because the switch to D I pressed the wrong button oh Dam like it's a good question I feel like cuz if you're transitioning to another gender I

21:28was listening to um people discussing D transitioning and how like people use that as uh like a weapon against the

21:37trans Community but a lot of people who do treat d transition remain in the trans community and they identify as non-binary as opposed to like what they

21:46were assigned as birth so yeah like there's a lot of intersectionality interesting yeah because okay it'd be

21:53kind of confusing if they're like I'm trans I'm trans nonbinary cuz I wouldn't know what to yeah you just say what are your

22:01preferred pronouns then preferred pronouns good question and you know I'm a boomer I'm always trying to learn and

22:09I love the gays I love the trans what can I say I respect them and I love them because prouns you know they're

22:16they are the ones modern Olivia they're the ones that get boot stomped by all the scumbags in the world right now and yeah that you know what I mean

22:25nothing goddamn wrong thing with it um it's interesting as a trans person I love it

22:32when y'all Bumble through trans conversations yeah I'm glad that you guys are are you know charitable enough I I'm you guys see I'm trying my best

22:41here you know what I mean I'm not trying to I'm not trying to be mean or anything I'm trying to understand my best friend

22:48trans nonbinary okay okay there you go so so if you're let's say if you're

22:58born a man and then you go and then you transition to a

23:05woman do you like outwardly you expressing yourself as a woman right but if you go if you go from if you're born

23:15a man and transition to nonbinary I just what's so the transition is that's you're how are you

23:23outwardly expressing yourself I guess if you're non-binary yeah well I mean or are you asking specifically nonbinary

23:31trans the combination people that transition to I guess non-binary do people transition to non-binary that's what I'm asking that's what I'm think so

23:39well you just identify as nonb just an identity okay cuz that okay cuz that person said their best friend trans is

23:46trans and non-binary um I mean I think it's just going to be on a caseby Case basis frankly we're going to figure it out one

23:55by one uh um let's do a pride minute for uh gay uh trans Remembrance Day and frankly

24:04we are here to remember the trans people why are we remembering them

24:13because they matter and how dare you even ask that ignorant ignorant question today I feel

24:23uh how do I feel today gay gay gay gay say keep keep it going like a be

24:31yes how do I feel today how do I feel

24:38today how do I feel today get the out of the closet it's time to

24:46transition everybody search your soul g

24:54go g feel it g g the bigots the haters we are

25:03remembering who we are and who we were bored to be whether it's trans gay

25:12bisexual nonbinary all right it's been a minute all right stop stop stop disgrace man Jesus Christ dude let's

25:22let's skip this part today okay well let me just don't don't take it off from me maybe just listen

25:31okay I will say this Brothers I listening G to this uh gay whatever trans memory day and all that kind of

25:39thing let me just say this there's one person that always remember that person is Jesus and he's seen you boy he knows

25:48what you done and you better get back in that closet quick brother or else we going to tell on

25:56you we going to tell on you Boy tell you what the Angels threw her down and made sure she was not coming

26:04back that's the gels having their first gay encounter the gels the gels the G

26:11the gels the gels God bless the gels the gels gels in the

26:18Outfield Boots the ply Gates I tell you what man I tell you you don't wish I could suck on a nice fat

26:26cop without having God judge me boy I jealous I'm jealous I'm mad you're going

26:34to look so hot now get your ass to church and beg for

26:41forgiveness it was the worst pain I think I have ever felt in my life I wanted so bad to have a big old juicy

26:51throbbing on each one of my goddamn hands I can't wait to put it on you okay and I wanted another one on my shoulder

27:00and another one on my right shoulder just I was I was crowned as the king of

27:07I can't wait to have your in my mouth Lord and that's my dream and you don't think I could want to live

27:15that dream but Jesus said ain't right I'm going to give you the of your life whoa I don't remember that one

27:23that's my gel talking the gel s inside of me all right thank you everybody happy

27:32trans Remembrance Day apologies to any of our uh many

27:39trans and gay members who felt uh unseen somebody's saying did you see

27:46the Kid Rock protr article say what now that was that the guy who was feeling frisky yeah exactly I I'll look into

27:55that who somebody was spamming that in the chat so gay Rock gay Rock Grandpa is feeling a little frisky today gr that's

28:02what he says before uh that's what the gel says before he slams you on the ground oh yeah gases all right I'm going to have another

28:10Tums I still don't want to have a diarrhea right now you guys it's so not it right

28:21now um what else was there happen over the weekend I saw some people saying I haven't

28:30talked about the Israel Palestine thing in a while or Gaza whatever West Bank I mean it's Palestine um I saw some people

28:39going I wish Ethan would call for a ceasefire so I could watch the show

28:46again this is Ethan Klein maybe I should I'm not even mean to do it as a

28:53joke this is a serious message with peace and love love to the Israeli military I'm calling for a ceasefire

29:02today now unconditionally to end the violence do it to end the unnecessary

29:10loss of life today is September 20th no more violence after uh November 20th

29:18please thank you thank you and no more violence nothing no more bombs on a serious note though of course some want

29:27to see Spire um the amount of just horrific loss of life you know the

29:36majority of our children happening there is just so so so

29:46beyond it's just so beyond I don't even know how to put it in the words it's just hor it's horrible it's tragic it's

29:52sad Israel is really up and that's put it mildly I mean it's so so so sad man the amount of of Civilian

30:01death happening there it's horrific the amount of Destruction I don't even know what's

30:08going to ever happen come after this because the destruction and the death that's happened there is just

30:16unprecedented really in in the conflict's history and

30:22um you know if the goal is to have net less terrorists your goal is to go

30:31in there and come out with less terrorism then this has got to be an abject failure because I can't imagine

30:39that uh the people there who are having their whole families killed and

30:46Friends killed and homes destroyed whole blocks destroyed and turned into Rubble are going to be

30:53um very eager to look for peaceful Solutions for their out their out I mean who wouldn't you know want revenge for

31:01that who wouldn't you know what I mean like being real what is with the watermelon I see people do that is that a Palestinian thing what's with the watermelon I think

31:09it is actually I think it's a symbol I don't know wait what's the connection uh I I don't know the history

31:19how the watermelon became a symbol of Palestinian solidarity I will read about it right now cuz I'm I'm not super familiar

31:27either but I've definitely seen that before in association with it what about the hostages Leah says I mean oh go ahead AB the fruit uh served as uh sorry

31:35my mouth's full um if you cut open the colors are the colors of a Palestinian flag H the fruit

31:42yeah that's what I'm seeing wait what oh sure green red and black mhm oh okay

31:48that's okay beautiful that's clever I love I know in Israel a lot of the watermelons grown there were grown by

31:56the um uh the Arabic or Palestinian population did grow a lot of watermelons there for whatever reason I don't know if it's

32:04part of the culture or something but um I do love watermelon so hell

32:13yeah it honestly is god tier fruit or whatever you want to call it a perfect watermelon where it's like not mey it's

32:20like a perfect crunchy it's like I mean there one of the great joys of living yeah no it's one of it's it's a reason

32:28to go on it is true that's true it is something to live for yep I mean golly G will Ur to a perfect Watermelon

32:36Man another reason I'm saying and this was my guess as well but because of um filters online to bypass filters of the

32:43Palestinian flag they do watermelons yeah interesting I'm seeing the association goes back earlier than Tik

32:50Tok though but that does make sense as well emerged all the way back in the 60s

32:57that's what I'm reading um so anyway about the uh the hostages I

33:04mean it seems from what I'm hearing on the news is that there might be some kind of um relative closeness to negotiating

33:14a ceasefire and release of the hostages so let's hope for for that you know what I mean I don't know I don't know what to

33:22expect you know I have no clue but there'd be nothing wrong with doing like a ceasefire where they try to work it

33:30out at least you know you don't have to keep bombing them every damn second but with all that being said uh

33:39thank you this is me Ethan Klein telling BB Netanyahu if you are watching

33:48stop stop that you you should go to jail and I love watermelon and shame on

33:57you you I win baby killer freak

34:04scumbag bring home the hostages yes we need to bring home the hostages too of course zero talk about the hostages what

34:13what okay all right can't win this world just just just stop we can't we can't

34:20win we can work on getting the hostage I don't understand how bomb carpet I wouldn't say car I don't understand how like Mass bombing of Gaza helps release

34:29the hostages I don't understand that that strategy from the beginning I mean if anything it would I would assume it would endanger the

34:37hostages no I mean the H well the people the most many I don't know if I say many of the hostages families in israels are

34:46the one leading the demand for the ceasefire because they uh understand that bombing Gaza

34:54puts the hostages at risk not just for being blown up by Israeli um uh bombs but also being

35:03executed by terrorists who are angry that they're being bombed thank you letting letting yaho

35:12let let him naho go I don't know there's something there let him let

35:19him uh but yeah anyway um we are going to be doing eel pit at the end of the episode today

35:28hostage have been blown up I don't I don't know I I honestly I don't know certainly wouldn't

35:38be who's getting cancelled eat

35:49the it's time to get

35:55cancell I didn't want people think I was being silly oh okay yeah I'm being serious I just said I want to seize fire and I

36:04yelled now but I felt like I didn't want people to think I was being silly I'm being serious thank

36:12you I am following the news very closely I mean it's like the only thing I do when I get home is just follow the

36:20news uh all right we got all kinds of stuff to get to I don't know if I'm G to be able how long I'm going be able to be here is it really that bad like well I don't

36:30know if I if I generally if I have to go to the bathroom it takes a while it doesn't all happen quickly you feel it

36:37cooking now though I mean it's always right there if I went to pee I'd probably shed my pants I know that feeling yeah that sucks

36:47yeah I usually always pee before the show starts but I was like I can't yeah well this Colleen thing is pretty long

36:55maybe we should do something quickly like um that eel pit story or something well we'll do that at the end cuz I wanted to get to them the okay the

37:02headline stuff all right we have pokey main so let's get to those two main ones and then see what we have time

37:09reevaluate so wow okay colen is back baby wow this won't take that long by

37:17the it's no but I'll take you through everything we need to know okay so how long has it been since she since the uke

37:25song I've got days in that PowerPoint all right well so we've we've um prepared a PowerPoint here to welcome

37:32Colleen back let's go ahead and open it up and uh oh this is that is good stuff

37:39she's back she's back girl you are so back right now L really she's never been more back do you think she's so back oh

37:47my God your Photoshop skills are incredible thank you do you think um a lot of her fans are going to stick

37:55around she's back doing daily Vlogs which is pretty wild I think that the people who were like iffy on whether or

38:03not they were going to continue watching if they watch these Vlogs I assume they're just going to keep watching because like if you saw all of that and

38:12you weren't convinced she's just putting out the same like comfortable material so she's just yeah she's trying to go

38:19back uh before it all happened back to the Vlogs baby all right well

38:27here let me put this on now I'm cold I've been really cold too since I have no um does poop keep you warm yeah for

38:36sure what cuz my my poop whatz it's like your like the more full of poop you are the like oh interesting like a heating

38:44bag breaking down all the I mean the the breakdown would generate a lot of thermal output right so if you haven't

38:52been eating your stomach is empty your intestines are empty I feel like straight up last night I was like I feel as if I'm preparing for a

39:01colonoscopy matter you heard about that uhuh you take you drink this like uh some kind of fluid that induces the most

39:08violent the fu grade

39:11system is that Eddie's thing I did not feel great certainly wasn't all right so

39:20Colleen go ahead she's back all right let's take a look go ahead um Olive all right so just so we're clear I'll

39:29aboard Colleen this time around was exposed June 4th that's when

39:36Cody put out her video that's when Adam put out his video and then Colleen's ukulele video June

39:4328th November 18th we're back baby there's a really interesting

39:51um there's something interesting happening in the framing of these videos they all are speaking the same language to me even atams right like they're in

40:00front of a bed they're in front of a couch Earth Tones their Center frame Earth Tone what is the what is the meaning behind this if you have a guess

40:09even Adam well Adam is highly uh influenced by calling yeah true right that's what I the color scheme trickled

40:17down but it's like I mean I maybe not consciously but maybe subconsciously I mean he was like a giant fan for years right so it's not unreasonable for him

40:25to take cues in the Aesthetics no absolutely yeah his G his gray bedspread does scream Coline you're right

40:33alternatively maybe she stole it from him I mean that is possible or well I think was Trisha doing this before anyone like on the floor crying oh Trish

40:42Reed with the uh with the kitchen floor yeah that's kitchen that's that's a different different that's a whole different B incredible you got to give

40:50it up to uh Trisha for that being a forbear did I ever say what her business name was what I don't know what you're

40:57talking about she her business name I don't know if I I don't want to put that out there if it's not public but it's related to crying on the it's it's such

41:07a funny name I I don't remember if I said it on the show before if I asked I don't remember either yeah it's so funny here I'll type it to you guys and you

41:14guys can laugh called okay I'm excited this is the name of her business that I pay to y'all are missing out on

41:23some real funny stuff out in the audience fomo we're making fomo funny that is actually very funny

41:31it's good it's good if anyone remembers if I said it or not I'll I'm watching the chat if they start saying it then obviously we've talked about it before but I don't want I don't want to put

41:39that out there you know so it's been 145 days since the ukulele video that's a

41:47that's that's a long time almost five months huh and we'll talk about maybe

41:52why okay let's go now so just to get a taste of it she starts

42:00this new Vlog um with an apology she said it on the show then then say what it is then

42:11to yeah yeah I mean it's oh I'm I'm seeing people yep they have it it's all in chat yeah it's crying on the kitchen floor

42:20LLC the first time I ever had to send her a payment I saw that and I was like no way dude that's that's really

42:28funny anyway sorry go ahead Olivia so if you want to click watch she begins this Vlog absolutely with a very vague

42:37apology hello everybody here she is on the floor framed up beautiful bed by the way love the bed frame agree nice

42:44wooding there backing board very nice beautiful backing what kind of wood you think that is is that like a cedar or

42:52um H let me do some digging chest some digging oh no

42:59definitely not Chestnut maybe mahogany chestnut brown Mahogany's darker than that oh you're right yeah I don't know my wood true true you're not a wood you

43:07don't know your wood I don't know my wood what the why would you admit that what

43:14uh I'm so hungry don't do it I just have pears and I have two hardboiled eggs

43:23you're saying don't do it that's a good amount of food weren't you just complaining about Su eating eggs those eggshell true why should I eat eggs I was I was feeling I

43:32wasn't sure about the eggs but I was feeling good about the pears the eggs yeah I guess eggs is a bad idea when you have I haven't had the Su for burps today by the way since I woke up this

43:40morning they've been kind of cleared up that's nice so supposed to be just in my bum M nice par the last time it's almost

43:48like I'm starving tastes so good the last time you ate food when was it last night this morning I had a tiny

43:56a little bit of food oh you might get the shits up for those pears I did eat like I said before I left something so and that didn't really

44:04impact anything not yet okay that's promising but I don't know if like raw fiber is probably poop inducing

44:11I don't know this is me that's you yeah I love this clip I eat pears now and like that

44:20shout out to all the pear I eat pears now and like that shout out to my pear-shaped homies out there mhm you

44:28know we with pears I had a really pear-shaped body before all this so I I represent the pears shout out to Bears

44:35My Boy zy Rick R is gonna live forever app all right so Colin go ahead uh go

44:44ahead by the way the like ratio is nuts 108 down 42 oh whoa when you sent the link the other

44:53day it was fine it was right at the beginning that's why oh okay damn I got that Bell

45:00notification of course right yeah cuz when you sent the link I guess right it had only been posted a few hours before it had a typical 90% like Ratio or

45:09something but U yeah not a lot of views I feel like this is a more viral I'm surprised it hasn't cracked a

45:17million but I guess a lot of people probably don't want to give her the views I wonder if there's re-uploads with a shitload of views maybe or they

45:25just watch like the reaction videos or whatever anyway go ahead Colleen everybody uh sorry I've been

45:33gone for so long I've really missed this I've missed talking to everyone every single day um obviously the last video

45:40that I posted on here um it's really embarrassing to say the least I was being accused of some pretty awful

45:49things and I just was mad and um I should have handled that situation with maturity and empathy but instead I just let my ego take over

45:58and I'm really disappointed in myself

46:02um so thoughts so far well

46:11she's first and foremost denying the accusations clearly by saying I was accused of horrible

46:18things implying not true uh but she is showing some humility

46:26the video is up it's still up I notic embarrassed yeah how embarrassed are you it's kind of a banger though I guess

46:33girls got to weigh our options was it monetized did we ever determine um I don't recall I think

46:42don't recall but um but um bum anyway here it

46:52is uh any there it is any day now and and take it away colen go ahead here's what I want to say

47:00today um over the last 15 years of my career there have been moments where I was

47:08immature and inappropriate with some of my comedy and there were times when I did not put enough thought into some of

47:16my fan interactions and because of that behavior people got hurt she's trying to have her cake and

47:23eat or to in a sense that she trying to own up to what she did but also severely downplaying it right

47:32yeah I always think that when a YouTuber is super vague with their apology it's because they expect most people to not

47:41understand the extent of like everything they did so I assume like she has this huge fan base if they weren't following super closely and she's like this is

47:49what I did I like made some in like in po taste jokes blah blah blah and she doesn't get into it it's like okay sure

47:58I forgive you I'll keep watching mhm right cuz I mean well the people that are like fully appraised of the

48:07situation are not going to they're not going to forgive her I don't think they're ever going to watch again right probably not like like someone like you

48:14for example and so I guess in a sense in terms of her just trying to make a living she's like

48:22I'm going to go halfway try to get the people who are kind of aware of it back and I'm not try I'm not going to

48:30try to even try to get the other people back I'm just trying to think through the strategy what's going on here yeah yeah I me you acknowledge it but you

48:38don't you don't go into any detail for those that no detail yeah that's why I got a perfect apology he one of the

48:46things he said is you got to go into the detail you can't just circumvent and be like no I know what a perfect apology is

48:54Lady you don't right well maybe she'll see this and

49:01take some advice they'll be they'll be around three is my perfect apology in this PowerPoint um I didn't include it but we can pull it up you didn't include

49:09it if you want to you didn't include it uh it is perfect so I don't know it's because I didn't want to I didn't want to make Colleen feel bad obviously of

49:17course for the old time sake yeah um okay go on go on Queen also a lot of people are saying she came back just in

49:24time for the holiday cpms which kind of funny true I have I have stuff about that there's actually yeah I don't want to spoil it there's a

49:32more interesting Theory as to that oh really oh just for the record this is important to say um Ballinger has not issued any

49:41copyright infringement claims nor has she monetized the video so she's all good she's

49:49absolved and I am so sorry I never wanted to hurt anybody but it's clear that I did and I feel so

49:57terrible about that um I also feel like there's probably people who are disappointed or feel abandoned by me because of my silence over the last few

50:06months um and I'm so sorry about that as well I needed to take time to

50:14um seriously what's happening what's happening I clicked space and it okay

50:21gotta did unintended thing right dude is there people feeling abandoned by her I'm sure her

50:28fans yeah you got to probably factor in and kind of related to what we were just saying but like what percent of a giant

50:38fan base is following every details and like like what percent of the audience doesn't even know that there was a

50:45controversy you know what I mean or at least just like only knows like the Vegas like outline of it or whatever especially her younger viewers right so

50:53to them they don't really get why she isn't posting and you know a lot of people just don't they're not as

50:59absorbed into YouTube culture and drama they just they're casual that's true I think yeah it's easy to lose sight of

51:07that I mean again looking at Andrew Callahan he's lost almost not that many views really yeah

51:14maybe 10% I don't know maybe I mean if you're not super online probably don't even know and even the algorithm doesn't know

51:23she's been like cancelled so she's going to get pushed to more people after that Viral apology video so people won't even like know her right yeah I do I do think

51:32though in like a month or maybe even last a couple weeks it will it will start to settle I think so too on the

51:38real uh numbers yeah um just to take a little tangent here I was really

51:46surprised by the viewership that um Channel 5 still has uh let's

51:53see dude not only that he's crushing he got the nek boys on 1.5 million views 1

51:59million views crushing he is so back quite the pivot yo wow that's crazy

52:07his views are great he's smart though he went straight to nek to Vibe right now it's the gri

52:14next he's going to be doing a video with uh uh what who's the UFC guy Dana White

52:21Dana White be jumping in Trump I smoke marijuana so I don't beat my wife and children did you see the golden shower

52:29Trump video by the way I don't I'm a germaphobe couldn't be real was so funny not a bad defense to be honest

52:37with you you know yeah know it made sense even my wife says I wouldn't do it I love that way he was like she didn't

52:46believe that one that one she didn't believe she let me off the like implying that she believes most of them all right Colin go ahead I was

52:56listening and learning as much as possible and um I also needed to um get

53:03the help that I needed to to be okay um I'm a Mom first and foremost before anything else and um I needed to take

53:12care of my kids so um that's where I've been and um but I'm back and I'm here

53:18now and um I am not a perfect person and there are plenty of things in my past I

53:27wish could go back and redo and um fix change I don't have control over any of

53:34that and I don't have control over the things people say about me I only have control over my actions moving forward

53:41and so I'm going to do everything that I can to make sure that I create a positive kind inclusive safe space

53:49online with my content and if you want to be a part of my journey online I would love to have you and if not I completely understand um I do not expect

53:57anyone to welcome me back with open arms I don't expect to change anyone's mind with this video I just wanted to come on here and say that I'm sorry and um I

54:06wanted to try to show people that it's possible for someone to grow and learn and be better after making mistakes many

54:15many years ago um so that's what I'm going to do um many many years ago what's your analysis what she lied this

54:24summer to people about really horrible things that she did it doesn't sound like it was years ago like Trisha literally on her show

54:32said that she asked Colleen did you send my nudes to Miners And she said nope they sent them to me so oh she blamed it

54:41on the kids yes and that was not years ago that's horrible and that's something specific that like your victims would

54:48like to hear an apology for it's it's just very it feels fake because she she's

54:55apologizing in this video to who but then there's like Adam and Becky and Oliver and all of these people who say they haven't gotten anything from her

55:04she's apologizing to her fans she's not apologizing to the victims that's what it feels like because if she was she

55:11would address it to them in a more auspicious manner agree but um some

55:19there what's that there a doorbell that yeah why was there a doorbell was AB why you ringing it was nothing you're

55:28good as she's doing what what she do who it's like so loud ab's ringing doorbells

55:34man we're doing a show dude the doorbells I'll explain later okay okay

55:43look forward to that yeah um she also didn't manually leave these group chats until after her ukulele

55:53video or right before it was this summer that she left them wait were they active though um I don't know if she was active

56:00in them um she was in them she could have read them Becky talked about uh she literally was in a group t with her within the past year and a half two

56:07years that's so crazy so God I'd love to know what her husband thinks about all this she hasn't I she posted a vlog

56:16like an hour ago so I haven't seen that one yet she now has three videos up um but I haven't seen him in her videos yet

56:23yeah he's I mean I don't blame for wanting to lay low MH the one thing I will say that I

56:30have unreservedly feeling bad for is just that because she's a mom yeah I just you know it's just sucks

56:39that I'm sure it made it really hard for her to be present with her child and sucks for the child you know mostly it

56:46really sucks it's sad you know that part is definitely true about when you're going through all this it can

56:53really affect your presence of mine the two Vlogs I saw she had she didn't exploit her children in

57:00them which a new change we love that yes we love that is anyone going to

57:07watch though without her exploiting her children isn't that why we watch we'll see that's why we watch that's why people watch it that's why a certain

57:17group watches you're right we watch to see uh children under the age of consent being forced to entertain and not being

57:24compensated or looked after this is why we watch this this this is why I'm

57:33watching try to Vlog again and today I'm just going to f my day and share some simple happy moments and you know start

57:42the process of starting over um and I know it's going to be awkward and clunky at first as I try to get back into the swing of things but I'm going to try

57:51so that's what I'm going to do and thank thank you for listening and and thank you to anyone who supported me in any capacity over the last 15 years I really

57:59really appreciated it um but yeah let's get started with the day and see what happens I guess I honestly do not know how to transition from this conversation

58:07into a vog people are saying the new one has yeah I'm reading that right now people are saying in her new Vlog it's her children oh yeah they're in the

58:14thumbnail oh no no no we're back here oh man we're back I will say

58:23um bold choice to combine the apology with the Vlog very strange bold Choice very

58:32strange can you why not why do that I'll tell you exactly why D because you know those

58:40views are slapping but is the thought that people will see the video because it's the apology video and then

58:48just be so enamored by the Vlog half that now they're going to subscribe and start watching I think so so yeah watch time is watch time I think she's right

58:57if she was like here's my apology and then in that apology she's like I'm going to come tomorrow with a normal Vlog people would not be watching that

59:04Vlog agree we need clicks and she's right but how did the day two Vlog go that didn't contain an apology I guess

59:12we're skipping ahead I'm I'm ruining the PowerPoint right now no you're not I'll I haven't looked at the views of it recently I can look let's see I got it

59:20so this so went from 860 then the next one has

59:28260 and then the one from 1 hour ago has 20,000 but obviously that doesn't mean anything well yeah the 800 to 200 is a

59:36pretty big fallof but I mean if you're posting a daily Vlog though and you're getting quar million views on them definitely a living that ain't bad well

59:44what was she pulling before all this something like 200k per it's going to keep going down sure progressively yeah

59:52it's going to keep going down yeah and one of my actually I wanted to ask you guys where do you think it's going

59:59to settle at about you know cuz if it was at 200 I could definitely see it settling down to about a

1:00:07100 may maybe less but I think it's going to settle at 100 and then she's going to realize that she can juice like

1:00:14her own drama she's going to title it like um I don't know and she's going to finally apologizing right something like that and she's going to

1:00:21get 5 she tell the truth she going to have these like just RAC this all the time okay that's interesting

1:00:29Theory um if you want to go to the next well I want to see the transition here yeah but um let's try where do I even

1:00:38begin so much has happened since last time I vlogged I mean if I'm being completely honest the majority of the last few months has just been spent in

1:00:46therapy but other than that um the twins just turned two which is wild Flynn's going to be five soon um they had a

1:00:53really fun Halloween and we actually still have some Halloween decorations up so I'll have to show you some of those I usually have already decorated for I watched a bit of this Vlog it's really it's just her

1:01:02moping around our house isn't it and crafting kind of an interesting

1:01:08job I thought vloggers had to do I loved uh her like at home Vlogs during Co oh really they were like yeah they

1:01:17were just like this something about calm Vlogs is calm Vlogs yeah calm Vlog it's

1:01:25appealing to some here she is uh she's down at the creek we SP a lot of time at the creek in the summer and we down at

1:01:32the creek boy I tell you what man ain't nothing like the creek get you going on a suay I see a shot of her husband but

1:01:39every time I try to find it I tell you what man I ain't never seen a good bad Creek on a summer day

1:01:47boy seen them tadp swimming up to the top there now by mhm all right so she's back yes so some

1:01:57things Colleen avoided addressing the names this is a a swoop tweets swoop

1:02:03swoop Adam Becky Oliver Joshua Alex sof Ella Bella April and the fans and so

1:02:12many others and it's true she should have she at least should have contacted them

1:02:19privately it's clear that she I'm assuming but I do think it's clear uh to me in my assumption right

1:02:30that she really despises these people yes she seems very bitter toward she's not in

1:02:37those head space of of Building Bridges to them I think actually she could probably

1:02:44um make quite a big bit of Headway I think towards

1:02:50um doing the right thing if she did like an hourong conversational thing where she

1:02:58really talked about everything that happened in detail and offered uh detailed and authentic apologies to

1:03:05these people I think a lot of people would be you know really happy with the maturity uh and

1:03:13and the approach I do think so I'm not saying they should be forgiven but I do think a lot of people would be pleasantly surprised by that I think

1:03:21we'd be much happier if she gave that versus this video if we were met with that right now instead of her being

1:03:30vague I'm at the creek BR got them dang Tad poles you on that hell you H tell

1:03:37you what man I ain't seen no big tadpole like that right into summer Dam where she live what I talking about creeks she Liv she in LA in California but she uh

1:03:45she used to live in LA but she moved more I don't think her family lives in Santa Barbara but she didn't move all the way to Santa Barbara I don't think

1:03:52Santa Barbara ain't no Creek Country that's so C anyway okay well said

1:04:01woopy all right possible reasons for her quick return Colleen is being honest she's taking the

1:04:09time next there's not a lot of supporting evidence for this one agree but the happy face guys two thumbs up

1:04:18he's stoked right because certainly if one comes back this quickly they must they must have taken a very sharp

1:04:27180 okay so she's back she's learned and then the other one is probably not she probably didn't do that oh come on sad

1:04:35angry happy face mhm so number two oh before we say that I wanted to make this point I made it earlier like

1:04:43verbally but if it's still up how embarrassed can you really be that is kind of an interesting I thought about that too I

1:04:51mean if you have like this Mega viral video if you remove it it's just going to be re-uploaded by a thousand times by

1:04:59other people so I don't know if she's just kind of like whatever it's here but it being on the channel I feel like is

1:05:05her still like signing her name under it yeah yeah I know I know it's hard to say

1:05:13I don't know it it is a little odd all right probably

1:05:22not uh how embarrassed are you 16 million that was a juicy video though dude you telling me you're just

1:05:30going to unlist 16 mil hell no possible reason number two the

1:05:39monetization window of time is fleeting it has been 145 days almost 5 months since the ukulele video or it was the

1:05:46day she posted her Vlog um and Adam mentioned in his video and I double checked and it's true YouTube will not

1:05:54automatically remove your Channel's access to monetization if it drops below the threshold however YouTube does reserve the right at its discretion to

1:06:01remove monetization from channels if a channel is inactive and not uploading or posting Community posts for six months or more

1:06:10okay I seen this this um Theory floating around as someone that's been on YouTube

1:06:17for a very long time and it's had a lot of different channels who've been active and unactive throughout the

1:06:24years there's no shot that this is really why in my opinion it's I I mean I'm our main channel is still

1:06:33monetized I get I still get paid for that I've never heard of a YouTuber's Channel just being demonetized after six months for no

1:06:41reason because they disappeared lots of people don't even make videos that long true or so there's there are creators who make a couple videos a year you know

1:06:50I have other theories I was surprised by that Olivia was asking me and I was like no that's that's not true but then I looked it up and I saw that the policy is there but yeah it's probably for

1:06:58smaller channels not well they say we do not automatically remove your Channel's access to monetization however we do

1:07:06reserve the right I mean they reserve the right to do that to any channel for any reason don't they right yeah like yeah they're just trying I

1:07:15think they're just trying to hedge they're covering their asses but that is in my opinion very

1:07:21unlikely another possibility she posted it the day of her ex-husband's wife's birthday possibly

1:07:30possibly a petty party one might think are you on the slide a petty party yeah I like happy birthday Pamela happy

1:07:38birthday Pamela happy birthday love you girl love love you girl love you girl just a good day for you I hope I hope that you didn't let it get to

1:07:45you um so that's one possibility maybe we wanted to be a little bit Petty but this is the next slide I think I know

1:07:53why we're back uh Joshua said the only energy I want to put online today is for my wife Pamela happy birthday babe your heart is honest

1:08:00, 8 minutesloving and incredibly beautiful every ounce of every day is better because you're in it so this was a okay does she hate Pamela do we have

1:08:09any in swoops video she there was a little section dedicated to how she kind of made Pamela's life really difficult I

1:08:17don't remember what did she do to Pam she pam pam Pammy yeah let me we're tight we're tight I call her p i get

1:08:25this time stamp if you want but okay I mean you know a mean girl mean girl okay but I'll

1:08:34get before the end of the show I'll get X Y and Z finally my guess as to the real reason she's back and some of the

1:08:43ex fandom agrees here it is happy birthday girl happy birthday cuz it was birthday

1:08:52birthday it's tomorrow oh so she's back for the accolades she's back for the well wishes yes she loves our bday and

1:09:00, 9 minuteslike Dan Dan your thoughts I'm not surprised that she loves her own birthday that's all say

1:09:08Dan that our resident birthday hater has chimed in it's me day yeah how often do you ever get to do

1:09:16that once a year that's it that's all we get that's important it's all we get when's your birthday day I'm gonna

1:09:25blow it up ju 2 never tell you Cam what the hell man s me out I got your

1:09:33birthday what is the day cam July 24st 21st 24st yeah sorry I mumbl 24st I

1:09:42mumbl yeah he was born 24st so you're pretty close to M D should we have a birthday party together together you want to have a co-

1:09:52birthday it's our day it's our day um yeah I'm happy to share my birthday with anybody well that'd be a little awkward isn't Cam's birthday the same day as year I don't like celebrating my

1:10:00, 10 minutesbirthday we don't got to do that though let's go you guys have the same birthday we don't it's one day apart okay that's not the same it's one day

1:10:09yeah so we should just celebrate Ethan and dance and cams no well are you oh let me ask you this are you before or after

1:10:18Dan's birthday before so we don't got to too far away yeah it's too far so we're just going to combine Ethan and

1:10:25Dan this year can we combine them all just everybody in the office that' be ideal that'd be sick I want my own day I don't know what you guys are talking

1:10:33about let's just do a big Bonanza for all of us Olivia's not long after us I invite Gabe yeah we can invite Gabe yes

1:10:41Gabe's birthday featuring everybody else all right happy birthday Colleen we love you girl how old is she love you girl

1:10:513 6 so I think she'll be 3 7 37 girl she's a baby she's a

1:10:59baby so it's tomorrow this is just some of the content of her birthday through the years the girl loves her birthday I

1:11:07get it B news I'm one year older than this wait hold on how can that be I was born in

1:11:141985 uhu and I'm 37 it adds up exactly am I 37 or

1:11:2238 no see now you're 38 you're 38 my brother so that's what okay well you're 42 for being real so

1:11:32then why is it she's two years younger than me well her birthday is tomorrow okay that makes sense yeah old

1:11:39ass old ass dummy weirdo

1:11:48weirdo mine's slipping slipping with that age time to get that Life Alert I'm about this I'm going to gift her ass a

1:11:55Life Alert old ass let me have change your mind all right so here we she she has a uh she's in a birthday enjoyer

1:12:03unedited footage of us singing at my birthday oh brother my brother my husband made me cry on my birthday calling Baler birthday vacation a good

1:12:11title right there she is very birthday girl coded she's very celebratory of her

1:12:18own wait hold the phone these are all from the same three of these are from the same

1:12:24year yeah she she does birthdays and she also does her uh yeah yeah she does a fundraiser on her birthday I don't know

1:12:32if she's doing it this year that's nice we like fundraisers yeah what is she raised for Childhood Cancer g h damn it

1:12:39it's hard to top that one yeah can't really say anything bad about that seriously listen if my can I make this I

1:12:48have a funny joke there's rumor the Colleen I'll make a joke Dan and then you you button it if it's not good I was

1:12:55going to say if my kid was see I don't even like the that premise yeah I was going to say if my and this is not me talking about my kids this is a

1:13:04hypothetical if my kid was dying of cancer I would say no to her money what the not that funny not offensive

1:13:13but not funny it's less offensive but it's just I just I thought it was a funny idea of someone hating her so much yeah right that they refuse the charity

1:13:22money no it's beautiful and all kids with cancer need to be treated all of them right Olivia right right so these

1:13:32three videos were from the same birthday year 2022 last year Cullen's birthday and our first time at her new house what

1:13:40do you mean at her new house what about our house is say your family's house that's probably the Ballinger family's video oh oh you're right it's always a

1:13:48Colleen birthday Extravaganza okay so there's unedited why do I need need unedited footage it's a vlog I want it

1:13:56edited it's bonus what is this JFK who assassinated JFK edit that and they used to go to Hawaii for her birthday every

1:14:05year I mean oh yeah not a bad idea okay so she loves birthdays she's back just in time so what have we been up to she

1:14:14discovered rocks no she's been watching our show bro she discovered rocks that she's got it in the water no no no

1:14:22I put a clip of us okay that's us that would be crazy she turned into a crystal mommy she turned into a rock

1:14:30Mommy I gotta watch I got to see what she's saying about rocks I'm somewhat of an expert myself

1:14:38now and then I got really into rocks in the last couple of months which I know I'm literally rocks like not like

1:14:45diamonds like literal rocks like trash rocks that you would walk on and not even think twice about like call Rocks

1:14:51trash take that back what scum the did you just say why would you call your own hobby trash shame on

1:15:01you I mean once you cut them open they're trash then you throw then you throw them in the dumpster but when they're unopen they're they're little

1:15:09their Little Treasures right maybe I'll talk about that another day because that's intense Flynn started soccer which was really exciting he started a

1:15:17school the kids have all changed so much I don't even know where to start or what to say they're just like the most incredible little wonderful perfect

1:15:25hilarious magical humans I feel like every single day there's something Ro she's still talking about rock I was literally just typing you can keep

1:15:33watching if you want to but that's that's it for that I was like oh magical little humans wait I want to hear that again in the last couple of months which I know

1:15:42I'm literally rocks like not like diamonds like literal rocks like trash rocks that you would walk on and not even think twice about like I have

1:15:50become obsessed with rocks uh maybe I'll talk tell me more well how you going to end it there her Vlog the next day there's more

1:15:58shows some more rocks if you're interested but then she goes yeah I am what did you say about magical little humans about that another day because that's intense Flynn started soccer

1:16:07which was really exciting he started a school the kids have all changed so much I don't even know where to start or even what to say they're just like the most

1:16:14incredible little wonderful perfect hilarious magical humans I feel like every single day there's something that's how real Brock enthusi feel about

1:16:23their Rock so not sure I'm taking your hobby too seriously chestnut brown here he's a

1:16:31poser all right so I want to see wait okay where do I see more rock info need more what's this clip from

1:16:40I'll grab you the rock content I want to judge her authentic uh Rock eny facing on that

1:16:48that Crystal up there you see that I believe that's a jade Yoni egg

1:16:55here you are oh I got two this is the ginger one oh thank you you're welome nice hey girl people are asking for a

1:17:03closer look at that mug that Halo mug why do we have a Halo mug it's mine

1:17:11you brought this from home mhm is it okay I'm using it yeah it's fine it's for everybody unless are you going to fart in it with your fart mouth

1:17:19dude no I hav well I don't know D is your dishwasher going to wipe off my fart breath Halo I don't I don't have fart breath anymore okay if I did i'

1:17:30blow it right in your face all right you go ahead and you go no but it actually smells so V that I would have these and I I'm not a burper but I have these

1:17:38monster burps I'd have to go throw it away you know what I'm saying AB yeah

1:17:45it's it's the worst I can't I'm surprised not everyone has had them I I only had them the for the first time like maybe two years ago oh really and

1:17:54it it was just can we do a poll for who's had fart burps how does that even work dude um it's just some kind of

1:18:02bacteria in your gut starts producing sulfur literally I figured the fart backtracked no no no no a lot of people know them as that's

1:18:11definitely not what's happening Jesus made made sense to me at the time those egg shs I think that can happen if you get like Mega constipated

1:18:20yeah but it's not it's stomach I'm glad glad for you it's not in my mouth so it could be worse it could I

1:18:29guess yeah I could sure I could literally have in my mouth that could be

1:18:37worse yo a full like 30% of our audience has got those mouth farts dude I so I'm so happy and relieved for the 70%

1:18:48of you guys that have never had to deal with that and I hope that your life continues on that trory and you can live happily without

1:18:57farts in your

1:19:00, 19 minutesmouth fart burps are real literally Google it it's yeah suur burps Google that

1:19:08still real to be Dam smells like rotten eggs stop saying that I'm going to vomit literally thinking about it I'm I'm I'm amazed I didn't puke dude

1:19:18I was sounds nasty I don't think I I don't think Eli should ever kiss me

1:19:28again you're ruined you're sullied forever you remember in The Matrix when agent Smith like clayed his mouth shut

1:19:37yeah that's what needs you're hoping for that all right did I get some Crystal mommy

1:19:43action yeah I sent you a time stamp thank you yes girl what I've been up to

1:19:53yes show me that was a okay that wasn't a stone that was a sand

1:20:08dollar so is she going to cut these open or yeah where's the Saw we just look at is there Jade in them that a shell those

1:20:16are all shells that's what I'm saying that's a sh oh my God she's calling rocks trash she's picking up shells glass that's glass

1:20:23that's all glass SE glass people collect that's human made garbage it's not Mother Earth's beautiful treasure

1:20:34uh-uh all right this is pretty dull col this sucks this this Vlog is pretty dull that's a horrible rock

1:20:42collection you don't know how to do rocks I bet that's not even worth like five bucks oh is she going to polish it wa turn it up I have two different

1:20:50tumblers I'm opening today this one I I think these were rocks in stage two there's four St most of these

1:20:58been this one is stage one the ones in here are and the ones in here are mostly

1:21:06courts like Jasper I don't even really remember honestly but I think it's mostly probably Jasper quartz nagot let's open them

1:21:14up as if anyone cares she said you don't here we go going to open this

1:21:21up the great stuff not delicious like it says in the Beauty and the Beast song great step is grit all right this Ginger

1:21:29to Sweet scrub them with the toothbrush did you put something in it or is it just sweet yeah that's just the flavor I didn't add anything

1:21:37interesting and then we put them in the next cycle oh my gosh they got so small I am shocked I can't believe how much they

1:21:45broke down that's crazy how fast that happen I I'm done this is a rock vlog

1:21:53rocks I went to T really excited them this is a show you very exciting but I promise they will Vols against it and

1:22:01most do you think she'll ever get like a real job acting again seemed like it was all happening for for a minute didn't it um she was doing play she had a show in

1:22:10terms of roles that she played in mainstream it was I think just Miranda and then she was Dawn in Broadway that's

1:22:19good which is amazing incredible I just don't know if anyone going to cast Miranda anymore like I I think that's totally doneand no no no no no Miranda's

1:22:28never coming back she should have just blamed it all Miranda that's what I said listen this Miranda character she took

1:22:36over she's crazy that she is crazy all right we love rocks yeah and

1:22:43we love love this is this yeah this this is a lot showing off her bony little

1:22:50back so um some people okay so that was a line in the song yeah in her group chats with miners she was

1:22:59known to say you look so good you look skinny to her like kids that she would talk to and she told Adam like you look

1:23:06great you look thin um and in her song she turned her back around after people had criticized her for body checking and

1:23:15fat phobia and she said look at my bony little back and so some people are like is this just a like is this a body check

1:23:21what's why the first one back Dan trying to save you with that what are you talking about no you're right but I'm saying I'm glad that Dan I to pull I had

1:23:30to yeah yeah yeah I had to pull the the evidence yeah well there was a lot of conversing at the time about

1:23:38her having some kind of weight issue where and I learned what this expression is body checking when you go sideways to

1:23:46show MH it's like a pro I don't know correct me if I'm wrong Pro anorexia or like glamorizing it's eating disorder

1:23:55yeah yeah yeah that's what body checking it's you can body check by yourself it's just she does it in her Vlogs so people

1:24:03watch it because in the song she says my bony little back yeah and

1:24:10presumably during this time she's also been um not eating great probably she's been under a lot of stress a lot of anxiety

1:24:18I'm assuming I hope yeah physically she's okay and does like showing that off is kind of concerning right because

1:24:25that's not again I don't love talking about people's bodies but um I mean there is

1:24:32something going on here right she liked talking about kids bodies so I don't

1:24:39know fair enough can you look at this and say that she's like she's always underweight or

1:24:48she's always been little um I I do I do hope she's okay but why show it off like

1:24:56that yeah I don't know in front of the Paw Patrol toothbrush first selfie back is the only the first selfie back why

1:25:04would you do that in front of rubble like Paw Patrol he's too sweet to see all this cover his

1:25:11eyes serious okay yeah some thoughts from the victims I timestamped Adam went um I

1:25:20like he was gone just in Timberlake 9s Vibes yes Ramen we love the ramen boy

1:25:28serve me that Ramen and the video with saying that he's all tatted up what happened did he

1:25:35always have tats he's been growing the tats look at him you've changed dude you got tats you got that Ramen hair so do

1:25:44you you got kind of a mullet going on he looks edgy and cool dangerous show him your T he looks dangerous I have a tat

1:25:52yeah tap boys twinsies tap boys I love Shredder I miss him oh yeah and here you go you did

1:26:01first dude right now haircut you even got the bullet well yeah and I'm also edgy and

1:26:09dangerous in a bad boy yeah with tattoos with tto I'm tatted up badass I'm tatted the up that's not Rubble how would

1:26:17you know that is Rubble that's Rubble that was the Bulldog the bulldog's name

1:26:22is Rubble stop name of Paw Patrol I'm lost Bulldog somebody said that's not

1:26:30Rubble it's Rubble you coward you liar how dare you question my Paw Patrol

1:26:38knowledge called out dude yeah I'm sick of these Chatters yeah them so hold on he's on the PAW Patrol but he's a

1:26:46construction worker well the PAW Patrol they all they're all different like they're villag men kind of like one's a cop one's a firefighter one's

1:26:54construction and one has a helicopter is there a Native American no Dan that's racist it's not it's cuz there's one in

1:27:01the Village People what's their machine going to be um I was making a joke about the you made you made the connection to

1:27:08Village he's the most iconic Village person he the Native American by the way the Tepe thing was Dan's racial uh I

1:27:17didn't say I said what's the what's the PAW Patrol American do fly around in a teepee yeah you said that no you said

1:27:26that is there an Arab there there an Arab the Arab one yeah what is their special ability AB um

1:27:34nothing just a dog what kind of dog would it be uh I don't know you haven't thought this through have

1:27:43you but anyway that's Rubble let me go back and just make sure if I don't want to go off the hinges on this

1:27:50chatter um yeah let's double check that dude that's Rubble you liar you

1:28:00, 28 minutescoward on the toothbr you fool I see yeah I got kids don't question my you fools all right

1:28:10where are we um yeah click the right the video I got sidetracked that's Sor oh here we go we and the video saying that

1:28:19this is the woman who that's Rubble that's Rubble that's heli that's that's

1:28:28Marshall and that's um Chase Chase thank you chase is on the case baby yeah Chase is the cop that's the cop he's a

1:28:36aab I don't like Chase yeah Chase I don't like chase you know what I mean defund the let's just let's zoom in a

1:28:44little bit more and there we go that's much better Rubble is definitely the coolest cuz or I mean Marshall's cool too cuz it's like he's a Everyone likes firefighter oh firefighter role yeah

1:28:53yeah but all they're all cool wa what uh what is uh she's a helicopter she's a helicopter she drives a helicopter she

1:29:00, 29 minutesis a helicopter she flies like the the rescue helicopter whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah which is cool Someone Saved Me

1:29:09ban the rubble denier people are saying I'm going to find out who you are I'm going to find you all right anyway

1:29:17go ahead Adam exploited me and so many others this is the woman

1:29:24who we sent back and forth Trisha Pet's nuds for her name is Sky what did I say her name was which I almost commented

1:29:32that that's strange name that's a different yeah Sky sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Sky drives the you are so over put a lot into question about what

1:29:41you've been is a different show it's a different show sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry from whenever I was like 15 this

1:29:52is the woman that told me about her sex life when she when I was like 15 14 so when you see this innocent woman just

1:30:00, 30 minutesknow that that's what it is and I'm not here to to cry I'm not here to get angry anymore I'm just fed up and listen that's the information you've all seen

1:30:07it on the internet this is the woman who told me about her sex life this is the woman who asked me about my dating and sex life this is the woman who was

1:30:15asking me if I'm a virgin what my favorite sexual positions are this is the woman who other members of the weenies have came forward saying that she was always inappropriate me with me

1:30:24whenever I was a child and she was also inappropriate with them when they were a child this is the woman who literally

1:30:31trauma dumped on me so daily that I can't even kind it this is the woman who would get me ask me to hide things from

1:30:40my parents this is the woman that would tell me secrets with the benefit of me getting something in the end would dangle little treats over my head so

1:30:47that I would do whatever she wanted this is the woman that tried to get so deep deeply involved with my life and tried so desperately not to get my parents

1:30:56involved this is the woman who anytime I would meet up with her wouldn't want my parents to be there you've all seen the text messages when we were in Dublin and

1:31:04she freaked out at the thought of my parents joining us and then abandoned me in Dublin whenever I was 15 years old I didn't see that oh do you want to know

1:31:12that story yeah um when she was in town performing it was I think like the day

1:31:19she announced that she was dating um she invited Adam to meet them for lunch and Adam's mom drove him all the

1:31:28way it was like a 2-hour drive and um she was texting him the whole time like come on Adam like we're we're we're almost done blah blah blah he's like I'm

1:31:36coming I'm coming and so finally when he showed up they had already gotten him food they had eaten so he sat down with

1:31:44them for like 20 minutes and then she was like we're going to go back to the hotel you can walk with us and then she just left him in Dublin alone

1:31:52his mom left him there well luckily his mom picked him up but Colleen left him there that's pretty

1:32:00, 32 minutesgnarly what a Jesus Christ how old was he at the time like 13 or something yeah probably like 14 15

1:32:10Jesus can you just hang out for a little bit I mean damn exactly Pages what they order him a hamburger they did they did

1:32:18I remember a hamburger talked about it did he or ask for a hamburger or did they assume he wanted a hamburger that I don't

1:32:27remember that would tell that would say a lot that would say a up this is the woman that has done

1:32:35that there's so much to say whenever it comes what who are these people in chat saying he's faking his accent he's

1:32:45literally wait he's secretly not Irish is that the the he's Irish you weirdos someone says he's Scottish I

1:32:53don't know he's from I don't know he's not this is how he's always sound he's Scottish not really Irish he the man

1:33:01ounds like this what that's such a weird what are you

1:33:09doing Binger and her ability to completely evade who she actually

1:33:18is this is the woman who is sitting here saying if you're going to be a part of my journey this is the same woman that bullied her fans with me

1:33:28like this character that she's created I witnessed it in the moment but I was so close to her that I didn't care I'm out

1:33:35of that Nigh I'm an adult nigh and if I can tell anyone anything be careful on who you support if you want to be a part

1:33:44of this vlogging Journey that she's a part of go for it do it it it listen you could it's your prerogative you can watch and support who you want to watch

1:33:52and support but all I can say is tread lightly when it comes to Colleen Binger

1:33:59yeah I think we've all learned that but thank you Adam and uh you know

1:34:06what speak your speak your mind boy yeah say what's out there in your heart and then oh so sorry and

1:34:14then serve me up some of that Ramen because I'm looking for a hot meal let's go does that I didn't mean that in a

1:34:21weird way is if you like a goodlooking young sound I didn't mean that in like a sexual way I don't know if it came off like that no no no Adam your hair looks

1:34:29bomb yeah I like it um and then I included thoughts from the other victims I just put tweets from Oliver Becky's

1:34:36tweets Ella's tweets sof tweets if you wanted to read them the top comment is pinned by Adam I don't know how to

1:34:45transition from this conversation to the Vlog part yeah because you probably shouldn't have put it all in one video I mean right that's why that you know that's

1:34:53it Colleen has personified the meme of yeah I hurt you but now you hate me so I'm the real victim here

1:35:01interesting it was interesting uh psychology um shout out to

1:35:11Adam we love the look this is Aller so Oliver was

1:35:18the guy yeah he um he was would speak with Trent Ballinger right right right

1:35:25right okay yeah Oliver Who We Love Oliver said what I let me read this in the yeah

1:35:33what the so I wonder if she knew she was posting that on her birthday what are the chance that she knew that she knew you think she knows

1:35:41her his wife's birthday do you if it's that close to her birthday she knows it

1:35:48right that could explain why mhm so how many days why would that factor into it though like yeah you're like oh my ex's

1:35:57uh my ex's ex has like almost the same birthday as me no I'm not saying why would she remember the ex's birthday why would that factor into her strategy of

1:36:05one to post it Petty but what it's a petty party yeah it's a petty party but it what like I tend to agree with you

1:36:13more Dan why would she talk to minor you know like why does she do anything well I mean why does anybody do anything

1:36:22but I the the the ex-husband and and and in particular the ex-wife didn't have anything to do with this situation the

1:36:30present situation she's certainly spiteful about Josh right now CU he sat down and did that interview oh because of the interview thing yeah okay I mean

1:36:38well let me ask you this do you think that Josh or his current wife cares that she posted the video then I don't think they would care at all they're probably

1:36:46annoyed you think so yeah well he did post about it like remember he he said the only energy I want to put online

1:36:53today oh that was his response yeah he was like I'm just celebrating my wife today got

1:37:00, 37 minutesit he kind of made it that okay I mean he put it out there more that like oh she's posting about my wife's birthday

1:37:08maybe it's kind of crazy that it was a same day I maybe I'm just not I'm not brain poison in the same way that I

1:37:17don't understand like the strategy there but I I believe you you know more you you know the most about the civia he's

1:37:24the expert yeah it's really just at this point like any mean thing I'm like I can't I can't write it off people are

1:37:31saying she wanted Josh's attention on Josh's wife's birthday it's narcissistic behavior well he did give her attention he did

1:37:39basically address her in his tweet that's true I clearly he was thinking about it he was talking about it yeah so

1:37:47that that did happen true although I don't think Josh has has any feelings for Colleen does he no but he's

1:37:54certainly hurt yeah he's hurt which I guess means something

1:38:00, 38 minutesyeah Aller continues excuse me Colleen says nothing about Trent

1:38:10throughout all of this really makes me think that she doesn't want to condemn his action that's a good point by Oliver totally Oliver of all the people

1:38:17involved in this was in my opinion the most and okay I shouldn't I'm not trying to phrase it in a way that makes anyone

1:38:24else's more so or less so but on a personal level I found their interaction super disturbing Oliver was very much

1:38:31prayed upon oh my God that was just straight up pedophilic grooming like in the truest sense of the

1:38:40word not in like oh what does grooming mean no like that's what it is what's your you're not even apologizing or

1:38:48addressing that she fostered a relationship with her fans that allowed for her brother to get close to them if

1:38:55she's not going to say that and she's going to put her babies all over YouTube girl yeah you should say

1:39:03something that was that brother is wild yeah what's your argument shut up Dennis I'm not talking

1:39:13about freaking incest we're not even talking about incest yeah brother and sister want to make love all right bro SS somebody escort him out get him out

1:39:21of here AB we need what we need is more Prager you videos stat

1:39:29incest Oliver continues excuse me I'm got lots of gas now uh oh oh no oh no

1:39:38wasn't it wasn't a sulfur one nasty bro this sound like windy it wasn't a sulfur one it was tasted like ginger oh that's

1:39:47nice I think the ginger is helping that's good I haven't been able toink drink a lot of liquid and I'm so tired Dan I okay I'm sorry for giving

1:39:55you a hard time on proceed please I hungry too did I mention that I tell are you cold I could

1:40:03tell I'm okay I'm cold you are nice job with the air conditioning you want to

1:40:09turn the AC down I mean you you you asked it to be on my top is hot my bottom is full see right what do you

1:40:19feel about that maybe like down one degree it's cold as the thing is the thing with the AC it is so I must be I

1:40:26wasn't saying anything yeah but you don't feel well so I feel like I put a hoodie on I feel better now with a hoodie on I'm also under the vent here

1:40:35so I'm definitely feeling it so hold on let me take this off then and then you can turn the AC off that's a compromise jack it off let's see if that works I

1:40:42got I got the fan on me over here really yeah same okay Midwest Bo all you guys

1:40:50are one this gu from Sweden he's he's cold dude the AC the AC cool is something I'm not used to I'm I'm used

1:40:57to the dry the natural Co yeah the thing is um the AC in this building it's not

1:41:04you might turn it up and down one degree but that's not how it works either on or it's off freezing or hot as

1:41:12yep uh Oliver continues what I have picked up from Colleen is that she wanted to start vlogging again but felt like she couldn't Vlog again without

1:41:20apologizing first so she just got it out of the way as quickly and as vaguely as possible she didn't apologize because she wanted to I mean exactly that's

1:41:28pretty much exactly nailed it she needs to individually address the different things she has done not just say she's sorry for everything and move on that's

1:41:37not taking accountability she's avoiding it that's so true I mean and again take it as a person who's got a 10 out of 10 perfect score from the uh well

1:41:46celebrated and illustrious um Psych PS olist in Seattle that's exactly what I said too

1:41:54Oliver I co-signed that with you my friend psychologist in Seattle yeah that's I think it's something like that psychology in Seattle yeah something

1:42:02like that is it Frasier Dr Frasier Crane yeah oh maybe that's a reference to I don't know but um have we have we watched that

1:42:11on the show before I don't know if we've ever I think you watched it on CU next Tuesday or something it's worth the watch I don't think we actually watched it yeah bet maybe youth think Klein

1:42:20Channel you did did I I don't know if I did I think I made the apology on the Ethan Klein Channel I see but uh it wasn't I didn't

1:42:30think it would be in good taste to immediately follow it up with my perfect apology

1:42:37right M I'm sorry oh God it's still on love the AC the AC is still on no I don't care it's

1:42:46F good but I took my jacket off that turns me on I'm cold now damn it jack it off work

1:42:54with me all right uh we love you Oliver sorry about all this some

1:43:03we need some account I need steps to know that Trent is not going to interact with kids anymore I also do you

1:43:10know like what the hell uh Becky who we love and appreciate had this to

1:43:17say um I don't know if I if I was call in and I was sorry I would probably delete the ukulele video and donate all

1:43:25the money from it that's just me so um I don't believe she made money from the ukulele video as far as we can tell I think she should take it down taking it

1:43:33down though is probably the right thing to do cuz she's calling all of why would you want it up why would you want it up there's

1:43:41no reason like leaving it up is standing behind what you said in it I think she's maybe just really proud of the musical

1:43:48achievement I mean it is I mean we saw it had 20 million views or something it shook the world shook the world it was

1:43:55it was a moment uh but yeah I mean it it like you said is basically a video of her accusing a bunch of people of being

1:44:03Liars so I don't know how you can be sincere about an apology now if uh that's a good point she's like I'm so

1:44:10sorry to everybody anyway guys watch my last upload where I call them all Liars right she uh Becky continues

1:44:19trying to apologize while that video making fun of grooming and fart jokes is still up girl what are you doing well said this video is articulated so well

1:44:28and sums up all my feelings perfectly she's talking about Adam's uh video um she is going to continue her career and

1:44:35we can't change that but this time so much information is available for the public endless videos screenshots articles from Hope profile news outlets

1:44:42and more most importantly I am always sending all my love to Adam Oliver Alex Ella Josh April and all the weenies

1:44:50worldwide and countless others The Bravery each and every one of you has demonstrated has inspired me to be a better person none of this was in vain

1:44:57and I'm proud of you all I no definitely wasn't in vain not at all yeah that's beautiful not at all not at all wait I don't know who Ella is

1:45:07Ella um was one of Colleen's ex- fans who is terminally ill and Colleen uh was

1:45:13speaking to Johnny I think and Johnny released the text where Colleen was like she's not really sick she just wants to

1:45:20be friends with me oh so up I remember now that's nuts and Johnny

1:45:26even uh posed that Colleen had written characters after okay okay okay so

1:45:33so she so she's okay let me read this before I comment so Ella says I'm

1:45:41not going to talk about it besides saying this because it hurts but honestly if she wanted to she could contact people she hurt and apologize and maybe take it I mean contact her for

1:45:49Christ's sake literally literally that's so messed up I honestly love to hear from her privately that she knows she

1:45:57hurt me deeply uh if she doesn't care for me enough to do that that's also fine honestly at this point I'm kind of

1:46:04indifferent but don't prevent pretend it was a while ago and doesn't matter last thing I'll say I pray to God no one ever feels the need to be my friend because

1:46:13of my illness my personal life these illnesses have actually impeded my relationships and I have suffered immensely as a result

1:46:21being chronically ill has destroyed my life and to know that someone I admired so greatly alleged alleged allegedly

1:46:28thought my fight wasn't genuine ripped my heart out it still does if you take anything away from this please let it be

1:46:35that being kind is the greatest thing you can do for someone if you don't like someone that is fine but don't string them along for

1:46:44years it's fine to not like everyone that's actually being very human I have people who don't don't like me and it's not a problem anyways be

1:46:52strong guys love to her so much love if anybody doesn't want to be your friend because

1:47:00, 47 minutesyou're sick them are you kidding you seem like such a beautiful person but not even that to talk

1:47:07yeah to say you're faking your illness oh man that's up oh my God that's

1:47:15crazy dude love to Ella sending love so

1:47:22much we're sending love like droves yeah everybody's doing this

1:47:29to their screen right now Ella everybody at home everyone watching let's get those fingers up for El we love you much

1:47:38we love you you're very special you're very special and for the record I don't think you're

1:47:46line agree not even Brave to say it's a brave it's a bra I think you're not I don't you

1:47:53know thank you sof and then which one was s again what was her

1:47:59story sof was uh just super involved in the fandom and I included some of their Tweets in the in the first and they uh

1:48:08they were in group chats I think but not one got it um do I start from the bottom any of

1:48:18those are just ideas that I I agreed with my dad really said if Colleen has time to film a video she has time to pay us back for her Miranda shows hilarious

1:48:26it's crazy because why didn't Colleen reach out to Adam Becky and Oliver to personally apologize she really should have done

1:48:33that that would have made a that would have been a night that would have made a difference I feel like I think it would have made a huge

1:48:41difference go ahead sorry because Adam said from the beginning Colleen and Corey if I get a private apology I will

1:48:49not say anything else and this was before he released screenshots this is before everything he said if you say you

1:48:56are sorry to me I will stop everything he said that with his first video she still won't so powerful just

1:49:04to get that acknowledgement you know um self continues she just wanted happy birthday on her she wanted happy

1:49:12birthday wishes the biggest Miracle is Colleen uploaded a vlog without exploiting her kids well that didn't last long as we understood two whole

1:49:20days nice I'm hot again bro damn dog I go turn it on no no it's okay you can

1:49:27leave it off I'm usually I run cold usually so it's probably because you're

1:49:34icky defitely Kaka I have fart gash in my eyeballs yeah you're farting out your

1:49:41eyes now dude it's coming out your ears Fu got a little stink Cloud hovering around you I'm like Pig Pen yeah just a

1:49:49non farts just farts all right so this is the last one yeah so wait I want to watch the new one

1:49:57now you want to watch your new Vlog that's breaking I'll grab it that's absolutely Bo big news oh

1:50:05boy okay Colleen Did you see how skinny she is

1:50:14girl I hope she's okay physically did you see all right so here is um her new

1:50:23Vlog the like ratio is getting better for her 6,000 up 4,000 down yes girl 40,000 in two hours

1:50:32definitely on track to break 100,000 easy yeah let's see

1:50:40Bor that's you Mommy what she's her kids voice in the intro yeah she always did I think she

1:50:48revamped it because before um when her baby did it he couldn't say the words as clearly the only time I ever use sounds

1:50:55of my kids is like Theodore for example I would never use a sound bite of him right Zach what the right okay

1:51:04maybe that one but it's not I'm not trying to sell anything except my kid being

1:51:12cool but I don't need to sell I don't need to sell that speaks for itself someone says I have

1:51:18sultisz let me see don't look it up soul don't look it up for itis let me tell you what it is I don't think that's a

1:51:39sultisz I found it and it says that you got stinky stinky ass stinky ass poop

1:51:45mouth dude lame stinky death cancer yeah actually when I was lit reading about like what's the deal with the sulfur

1:51:53burps what does it mean one of the results was um you know it can me in a whole broad range of things from you

1:52:00, 52 minutesknow eating something bad to having a gallbladder cancer you know like it's

1:52:07like you you sons of yeah you all right col in what do you got

1:52:15morning everybody it's time to check on the chicken chick chicki

1:52:22got a lot to do today oo the lighting sorry about that it should be a fun filled day we are always crazy a you got

1:52:30chicken she did that the spry sound position we are always crazy oh

1:52:37that was sick that was funny nice wait that was super funny I want to hear that again can you find a sound like that

1:52:45Zach sure whenever I stand up or anything the light it should be a fun fil day week are

1:52:53always crazy that was so oh I'm living for that a you got

1:53:02chicken poo on me I'm going to change positions this life I am that's what it's that's what it sounds like when I burp

1:53:09yeah so tired today my kids have never been good sleepers but Wesley became a good sleeper like he would sleep through the night he would fall he loved to go

1:53:17to sleep he'd grab his blankie and be like ni night be so excited I'm not trying to fast forward the

1:53:26internet's not really not happening today face yeah come on

1:53:36now come on now just let it just let it Let It

1:53:47Go anybody ever wondered what it was like to use the internet 2001 I remember it's a little like

1:53:56this sounds horrible all right uh I feel like it actually bugged out you might need to refresh the uh YouTube

1:54:05page all right feel weird Vlog again what the is that I un full screen it and then it works what the that

1:54:12make any sense bro I'm pissed about people are going to watch it talking that I did it like I'm one of fure three years what is this

1:54:21probably not making any sense but I'll try to find one of the first Vlogs I did when I was like vlogging for myself I have to jump in here it's future me

1:54:30editing past me can we just talk about how I'm ripping the crust off of my peanut butter and jelly like I am a three-year-old God that is so funny how

1:54:38I realized that I do that or I that like I was watching going like wait so funny for that what am I doing what are you

1:54:45doing girl I'll try to find that is so silly outrageous girl you should make my sandwiches I don't like the crust so she

1:54:53edits her videos so she added that boingy sound Cory used to edit her Vlog so I guess it seems like she is editing now though he's fired I don't know I'm

1:55:02curious to find out he was forced to find his own spot one of the first Vlogs I did when I

1:55:08was like taking CR off what are you doing does anyone still take the crust

1:55:15off their sandwiches no eat that the crust one of the best parts at the end sometimes I take it off

1:55:23take it off what sometimes I don't always I like it both ways it's it's extra real estate that I don't need to

1:55:30deal with if you're trying to if you're trying to cut calories that that could be a good option that's true yeah you

1:55:37know get rid of the crust girl you are so silly for doing that I am buying it hold on this is

1:55:46future me what were you thinking I'm hanging out with my chickens we have some very exciting news my chickens have started laying eggs oh my gosh this is

1:55:55an old clip that she included is that what chickens do yeah they don't they like lay an egg a day that's like the what they do yeah we breathe chickens

1:56:03lay eggs yeah yeah I've never seen her do this she's like laying in the dirt so weird I think she's just sunbathing but

1:56:11looks so weird she's like literally

1:56:23and now goes in the oven for 25 minutes those

1:56:30hurt oh my God that couch G me

1:56:43flashbacks okay and there we have it ladies and gentlemen everyone else let's go welcome

1:56:52back Colleen uh close I'm curious to

1:57:00, 57 minutessee curious to see what happens with her um her Channel frankly you know morbidly

1:57:08curious it's interesting I mean fidus would you what would you advise her to do as kind of a seasoned

1:57:16YouTuber uhh probably was very very cool right one thing though when I was with

1:57:24you I was thinking oh yeah in the future I will be less I mean it's me it's FAS

1:57:31and what do I want do I don't want what would your advice be to her though and it's kind of crazy how far

1:57:39Society ideal cab is and myidea what would you be your advice to Callen if is true or not I'm if I'm 100%

1:57:50truth right but I don't want to live with a person I will be married to it and when you understand I'm not saying

1:57:59that this is what would your advice be to call F I'm true to say to do this and if he's respectful to the get I would be

1:58:07M or whatever to all right all right right right thank you thank you God damn

1:58:13uh no no more thank you and Boogie if she was forced to if people stop

1:58:21watching and she needs to go to get job go get a job do you have any advice for her on how to do a good this is the woman

1:58:29who and I'm also a pedophile oh well just cut straight to the chase huh okay yeah no that's good

1:58:37it's No Nonsense I like that um so that's Colleen I guess that's it fall Vlog what I've been up to we've seen all

1:58:46these yeah I think I think her she's going to settle around 100 th we after like a couple weeks couple more weeks we could check in I think they're still

1:58:55looky L yeah I'm a liil l that's what I'm say I'm GNA I'll claim it I'm a look

1:59:01Lou I don't like being a liil l what's a look Lou what's a Lou why Lou um L's the goat I know what a luil

1:59:10Lou is but who's Lou it's not it's l o o not l o u luy l just like a silly kind

1:59:17of like liy Lou I'm lookie looky Lou lookie Lou let's see if there is history

1:59:25here uh what's what's Mariam Webster what's my boy Mariam got to say uh first known use in

1:59:341977 it said it says the first known use of liy L was in 1977 but doesn't say where or why who did what what's the

1:59:43point of that entry then wow Miriam Webster idiot loser more like change your name to that usually doesn't let me

1:59:50down like that Miriam Webster oh ass Miriam what a is your dad uh is he back

1:59:57already or no yeah he just landed the hawk yep the hawk has landed the hawk is back in the nest he had a good visit I

2:00:05hope oh yeah great and he's very thankful for everyone being nice and stuff like that he really really like to be like being here that was nice it was

2:00:12nice having him here it's nice to meet him I liked him everybody miss him the fans the crew me too maybe we can get

2:00:20him to migrate over next H yeah let's get him I mean you know is he is he

2:00:27single yeah yeah he's single so he does does he have anything new Bachelor does does he have anything keeping him there other than his

2:00:36job no probably not that's what I'm saying he could probably just get a normal work visa honestly well he needs someone to sponsor right right but if

2:00:44you get married for example then once you're married then you can petition to bring your family over yeah that's I'm

2:00:52going to try to do that then let's do that let's get Hawk over your sta oh yeah dude he's going to fly over here it's a whole new life out here for him

2:01:00, 1 minuteI'll get my whole family out here let's bring him that's it you're the anchor baby yeah that's

2:01:07right all right so there's that thank you we'll talk about Pokey cookies and then I think I have to go because I'm I um hot and diares I threw up a

2:01:17pole and uh only 7% of the audience cuts off the crust every time I sometimes

2:01:2426% sometimes and a full 67% never cut off the crust thank you I I felt like I was crazy cuz all of you were saying you

2:01:32cut off the crust sometimes but my take is in the majority here with the audience most of the time I do not cut the crust okay the vast it's just an

2:01:41occasional it's just because when I prepare sandwiches for the kids sometimes I'll feel they ain't about the crust the kids see it's you know it's

2:01:49easier to eat yeah when you're trying to feed a kid you want to Stack the odds in your favor okay got it as much as

2:01:56possible understood yeah you know but Grandpa was feeling a little frisky today cut the crust

2:02:06off all right so there's a whole big controversy stewing around friend of the show Pokey man who we love no cookies

2:02:14for you has everybody been following this um super high level

2:02:22drama I kind of want to do a poll before I start talking about it

2:02:29um of people that are following this let's have three options okay

2:02:39one Pokey messed up big time Pokey messed up I don't want

2:02:47to do I don't want to qualify too much poke messed up no big time no two it's not it's not that

2:02:55serious or three I'm not following the drama so you can abstain if you really want to participate or if you want to

2:03:04see the results for pizza's sake

2:03:10um so let's see I'm curious where the I'm curious where the consensus is

2:03:18here okay here we go the poll is going

2:03:27up this music is so tense everybody get your oh man here we go get your votes in

2:03:34now okay okay pretty interesting spread here as the votes come in this I've seen

2:03:42this guy sent a few messages call Ethan or Olivia did you get my email I troll politicians like Matt Gates and Mike Pence IRL I I wouldn't get your

2:03:52email did you get an email from professional douche I was just telling you about it this morning actually I did you were mhm

2:03:59was it good apparently on a an episode of leftovers Hanan like pulled him up for you oh is it good I didn't I didn't

2:04:07look into it I was just looking at it with a name like that how could it be bad so true all right so going to the uh

2:04:16results we have 20% saying poke messed up actually can we can we do some math

2:04:24here if we eliminate the 44% that says I'm not following the

2:04:30drama you end up with more of a maybe a 6040 almost like what's the

2:04:39spread here amongst CU it say 20% poke messed up 35% not that serious you know what I mean how would

2:04:48you express those as a function of 100 oh well uh it's fairly close to 50% so you could

2:04:57just double those numbers it's not exactly but 40 to 70 that doesn't add up that doesn't add up yeah but uh 25% things should messed up how much 25%

2:05:08right no it's more than that it's more than that I think it would be like 30 or

2:05:1435 or maybe even 40 it's 20 21 if it's it's more than half I can see

2:05:23that okay I think I know how to do it one sec Dan is crunching the numbers thank you to all the gifted memberships from

2:05:30Chloe we love Chloe thank you appreciate that a lot thank you thank

2:05:3837.5% for the Pokey messed up so that that's pretty significant I'm kind of Sur about a third so about two3 I would

2:05:46say about two3 than a third yeah a little bit more than a third all right so let's talk about it and then we can kind of see what everybody's thinking

2:05:55here so Pokey man put out a cookie called the Mina

2:06:02cookie I actually got some of the uh what do you call it when you get stuff cuz you're the pr package yeah the pr

2:06:10cookies for you when you get free stuff cuz you're rich funny how that works oh yeah uh I got the pr package pretty nice they're

2:06:19nice cookies um they taste like they're oh my God Asis and Ray relax they taste like they're healthy and what I mean by

2:06:27that is not good no no no they taste good but not as good as like a Keebler crunch or whatever right chips aoy it

2:06:36tastes like a little different but it's good it's definitely a nice snack question it's like a gluten-free vegan uh style cookie I don't even know

2:06:45is it gluten-free I think it's it's all of those things and more and more yeah gluten-free non GMO is it

2:06:53vegan cuz that would mean no eggs which would definitely impact taste would probably be I think it let me see it says deep

2:07:02Cho it says gluten-free no GMO no I don't think it is okay so maybe not vegan you guys know how I feel about GMO

2:07:09I Am pro GMO right I I love GMO I say genetically modify everything including these burps out of my mouth I

2:07:18wish I was GMO you might be I might at this point with all those GMOs

2:07:27you're consuming maybe it's Rewritten your DNA just like the fiser vaccine that was about to say that true

2:07:34all so she DNA history what is that term uh DNA history

2:07:41um I don't know Chernobyl ch ch Shola Shola

2:07:50oh man P prolapse penguin thank you for the five Gifted Man appreciate that a lot thank you you know what I'm talking about

2:07:58right Shola or some something here's all the uh promises uh that they make here

2:08:05GMO free nothing artificial good source of vitamin D

2:08:11gluten-free plant-based wait plant-based implies vegan then why would they say Vegan though what's the ingredients list

2:08:19uh I think we have it right here one second wait plant could it be plantbased and not vegan grain free

2:08:27okay is that the same thing as glutenfree uh I don't know what the

2:08:35difference is there that's a lot of things not in it what is in this one thing I will say is that okay

2:08:43here I'll say she says it's finally here introducing my new company minus snacks I could never find the perfect healthy

2:08:50snack that tasted good so I made one for us the midnight mini cookies are made with real non-GMO ingredients plus added

2:08:59vitamin D treat yourself at minus snacks.com

2:09:06all right let's take a look let's hop on over to mina Cool

2:09:15website look at all those cookies you can't hold them all yeah is that intentional spread them

2:09:21around it looks just like the I can't hold all these things yeah exactly can't hold all this salad right or she's meing

2:09:30with that I assume uh here's our story um oh who's the

2:09:37lady Our Story begins with Pokey and Darcy Darcy that's Darcy thanks AB I got

2:09:44you lovers of snacks devotees of quality food this this shared passion was met with an equally shared frustration that

2:09:52the snacks they loved the most often made them feel the worst well yeah so they set out on a journey to create the

2:09:59most cravable poppable feel-good snacks of all time real ingredients sustainably sourced vitamin D no gluten on gml

2:10:07nothing artificial better snacks makes us happy so we made them to share with you can I say something as a

2:10:14nutritionist as a somewhat of a amateur nutritionist very nutritious I don't think that any of

2:10:21this means that it's good for you real ingredients sustainably sourced vitamin D no gluten non GMO nothing I

2:10:29mean it could still be very unhealthy and be all those things it's true but a lot of people you

2:10:36know are concerned about one thing on that list or multiple things on the list I'm not I'm not saying that hers is unhealthy I don't I haven't looked at

2:10:45the ingredients but yet we'll do it but what I can say is um a lot of Health Foods Market

2:10:54themselves as healthy under these pretense and they're actually I think it's can be quite detrimental to Public

2:11:00, 11 minutesHealth because people will overly

2:11:05um they'll they're overindulge in in snacks that are right calories that they think are healthy have tons of sugar and

2:11:14are not healthy at all it's the same it's like literally the same thing as eating a chips aoy yeah and I guess there's a aspect of just there should be

2:11:22some degree of Common Sense here that if you're eating a cookie it's probably not as healthy as some alternative snacks that you could be eating but if you are

2:11:31going to indulge maybe this is a better option right it's a healthy a keer right yeah well listen Pizza can be very

2:11:38nutritious so why can't a cookie true I learned that years ago from a very is actually very nutritious disgraced business I learn that that's

2:11:47how I ended up 50 I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days but that being said I haven't looked at her ingredients so maybe it's true of uh of

2:11:56her product I'm getting sources tell me that um the sugars and macros are pretty

2:12:02good let's see I remember looking and thinking seven cookies is 140 calories that's a pretty good

2:12:09snack and not a lot of um calories yeah 140 calories they're small they're small but that's that's

2:12:17good I mean how many calories is an Oreo oh I don't know probably more than 140 right they are small but that that's

2:12:25a good point like how does it compare to Oreos Oreo three Oreos is the serving and that's 160 so you can eat seven of

2:12:33these for 140 it's definitely way lower cow than like a a full force cookie you could do it by Gram 28 grams how much is

2:12:41in three how much grams is three Oreos uh the

2:12:49it doesn't say what are you seeing yeah they didn't translate seven cookies 28 gr the thing I'm looking at say how much grams is one how much does one Oreo

2:12:58grams is one Oreo 11.3

2:13:04gr 11.3 G yeah but is the yeah so one cookie is

2:13:1311.3 so three or three would be 33 almost 30 34 gram yeah so it's more yeah

2:13:21and three three Oreos has how many calories what was it 160 160 so wait

2:13:29this doesn't have less calories than Oreos does it per gram per per gram yeah but per

2:13:37like cookie per gram is what matters though isn't it well I guess it just depends on how look at it I don't know

2:13:44how many cookies you want to eat yeah also who either eats three Oreos three you're saying people eat

2:13:52more than that that's a lot I don't know three Oreos is a bit it's a big sorry come on now when you go and you get a glass of

2:14:00, 14 minutesmilk and some Oreos you're taking three that was literally my breakfast had like 12 Oreos is maybe a littleit too much I

2:14:08mean I'm I'm grabbing four or five at least no I'll buy I'll buy a or Oreo package and eat it like a bag of ships

2:14:15I'll eat till there's nothing left yeah who three or like that's a joke okay fair enough and I whereas seven I feel

2:14:22like that's a more realistic suggested serving side I've eaten these cookies and I put seven

2:14:29aside and it it it fulfilled me yeah I was fulfilled right mm fill that bag up I was fulfilled that bag up so the

2:14:38ingredients is gluten-free flour blend almond flour CA flour coconut flour palm

2:14:46oil coconut sugar white chip and Barbados coconut powder agave syrup

2:14:55soluble tapioca fiber vanilla extract baking soda sea salt natural flavors and mushroom

2:15:03powder sounds delish okay mushroom

2:15:10powder um so let's see it's got uh what I don't see on there is eggs

2:15:17so I guess it is vegan okay they should say that then I think that's a good selling point they're vegan maybe there's something in there that is like

2:15:26produced in the same facility as something that isn't vegan so they can't technically call it that yeah maybe maybe

2:15:34so um but okay it looks I mean for a cookie it seems fine there's a lot of well eight

2:15:41grams says total sugar 8 gram includes eight added sugar that just means eight grams right not 16

2:15:48pretty I don't know how those break down it doesn't seem that

2:15:54bad for cookies so there's that okay we're getting we haven't gotten to why people are angry

2:16:06um yada yada let's go to the document and see so what's the price it's for an eight

2:16:15pack four pack is 28 bucks which is $7 per pack yeah yeah seven bucks per

2:16:25pack oh Pokemon is in chat she said the vegan requires certification oh pokey's in chat hey what

2:16:34up um well there you go so it is vegan are you I wonder if you'll get the certification I feel like people like that it's vegan plant-based though so

2:16:43the um the chat I put up a poll took it upon myself well initiative here for cl and uh three or less Oreos is only 20%

2:16:53of the I'm a three or less guy personally well you I don't know what to say I'm a former 270,000

2:17:00, 17 minutespounder 270,000 all right I got a pro I have an Oreo problem you don't know what it's like

2:17:07all right I want Push Oreos they're very rich you know it's very sweet it's very decadent yeah like now Famous

2:17:15Amos that's Bing well who's Darth though I just got the story but I don't know who's Darcy she's a former Kellog uh

2:17:22executive she's been in the industry for 15 years where'd you read that I searched it I want I need more info about Darcy

2:17:30pokey pokey in chat just said um crew Ethan if you guys have uh questions you

2:17:37can ask me directly okay great so who's Darcy girl I want to know

2:17:44more about Darcy she looks professional I like her vibes M darc seed out so um let's

2:17:53see the first product is Midnight Cookies which we just talked about it's $28 for a four pack $7 per bag I don't

2:18:01know how much I mean that seems like maybe a little more expensive than usual but I don't know how much is a pack of like chips aoy pack

2:18:10of chips aoy MBE chips aoy

2:18:18is uh I mean it's five bucks this is on Walmart where they sell everything like let's look at

2:18:27uh what the it says was $12 now is five what do you

2:18:34mean what the does that mean how can it be how can that be true I'm seeing $5 five bucks so it's it's it's

2:18:42really it makes sense it's a healthy product it's a little more expensive and also it's a kind of a boutique product it's it's not like something that's mass-produced on the level of chips aoy

2:18:51right also go buy like some you know healthy cookies from uh Whole Foods how much are those 89 let's see

2:18:59Whole Foods healthy cookies getting an idea here Whole Foods Market healthy

2:19:09cookies um I don't know what the this is doesn't look that healthy though

2:19:19is there no price come on Whole Foods what are you doing you need me to

2:19:26put my zip I'm not going to put my zip here K it I'm just going to put a random one yeah I just typed the random la1

2:19:34doesn't mean anything don't even try bro use current location that'd be suck that'd be sick I'm just clicking this address

2:19:42unrelated 530 this is this is not healthy this is just a random cookie and it's not a lot

2:19:52either Pokey said also chat I know the comment I made was distasteful and apologize for it but absolutely did not

2:19:59say it towards my fans Community it was a bad joke towards one rude person harassing me in chat thank you pokey I will we will get to

2:20:08that absolutely absolutely um I kind of curious though if we can

2:20:16find can you try to find one so you just find me a healthy Whole Foods cookie I don't think it's more than that

2:20:24so um people started to compare the Mina's Midnight Cookies to another brand

2:20:32totes which has midnight mini cookies that I think were on sale at

2:20:38Costco MH here they are this is the first I guess

2:20:46controversy fear but said pokem me's new product is apparently just a rebranded totsi midnight mini cookie which she

2:20:53sells for three times the price the only difference between the cookie is vitamin

2:20:58D3 28 versus $10 for 400 gram

2:21:04okay um let's see

2:21:13here I think I think oh I kind of want to see the ingredients though because this is all pretty generic is the

2:21:21ingredients the same well she clarifies later on in a tweet that they work together yeah we should you should check out the next link which is her

2:21:29explanation which makes it she says her their recipe is proprietary and look at you cannot tell from this if it's

2:21:38proprietary or not I mean cookies all use the same ingredients more or less you see can you show the ingredients list but anyway let's keep

2:21:46moving um totsy cookies yeah we talked about that or $10 a

2:21:54bag for 14 ounces and minus is $7 for 4 ounces ingredients are similar except for the addition of vitamin D pokei

2:22:02posted a detailed explanation here's her explanation by the way the reason I'm even talking about this because it might seem silly to a lot of you guys who

2:22:09don't know about it is that there is so much people losing their God

2:22:17damn mind over this cookie controversy and it's the same people that lose her mind anytime she does anything it's so dumb

2:22:26yeah well I'm try listen I'm trying I'm trying to be you know I'm not I'm trying to be uh partial here

2:22:33um uh uh in my analysis but she says but yes the the outrage is far

2:22:43reaching I mean even even my dear friend uh who I love so well I'm a huge fan of everything he does Charlie

2:22:53penguin made a really enlightened video about the topic I see a lot of people don't like eth it's totally fine you don't have to like everyone or anything

2:23:01yeah I get that that's fair that's fair that's fair Pokemon situation is horrible he says it's horrible you guys

2:23:08Pokemon situation Pokemon situation with a picture of what is this thumbnail dude do you even try are you even

2:23:16trying wait is that really no that's his thumbnail no that is that just freeze frame on no that's his thumbnail bro

2:23:23it's literally not even centered of her webcam huh yeah well no but he's

2:23:33great um he did a really good uh I've kept a naughty little secret got five million views he's kept a naughty secret

2:23:41from all of you for the last three weeks and I time stamps they dock okay good so I'll just do from that so yeah that's why I'm talking about

2:23:49this is just because of the the size of the uh of the outrage would definitely suggest that there's something really

2:23:56big happening here so let's continue um here's her detailed

2:24:04explanation no that's not it here's her post one more time thank you thank you peace and love here we go all right so

2:24:13she said um there's been some confusion about the product I launched and I'm here to set the record

2:24:23straight pokem man's new products apparently just a this is the photo we showed already so here's her response the batch of mina cookies we're

2:24:30currently shipping were made 3 weeks ago they're not a drop ship product and we own our formula the cookies they are

2:24:38that are being made compared to were also made by our manufacturer creation foods which specializes in healthy food the compared cookie had one test batch

2:24:46sold before they were retired months later we partner with creation foods and fell in love with the flavor profile of the midnight

2:24:55cookie we then decided to work together to refine and improve the formula and were really happy with the final product

2:25:03while the ingredient list may look similar they are entirely different in terms of ingredients quality uh quality ratios sourcing size texture of the

2:25:11cookies and uh the added vitamin D refining formulas is a very very common practice in the food industry plus

2:25:19around 70 to 80% of the foods you see in the grocery store are white labeled so is she saying it's a white

2:25:27label she's she owns the recipe now she bought it from them and refined sounds like she just it's not a white label it sounds like it's just her recipe yeah

2:25:35she she liked it she bought it there was a a test batch of cookies that was sold at Costco I don't think it did well enough for them to continue it as like a

2:25:44wide product or whatever some or poten eventually I guess pokei you're here so you can answer or maybe they approached him and said hey we want to buy this

2:25:52recipe I don't know she she said in chat we own the recipe now bought it and we refined it so there you go did she buy it because was the cookie off the market

2:26:01or on the market when she bought the recipe not that it matters it was definitely off the market cuz it was yeah okay from what we've looked

2:26:10into it but I guess she not when can I eat eggs again when can you eat eggs again what did you what am I looking at what

2:26:19did you do what I smashed it up why' you do that stop yourself from eating them cuz I'm hungry like a giant baby but I

2:26:27can't eat eggs why can't you eat eggs bro because I have puke eggs coming from my

2:26:33and mouth what the I need time I can't just go to eggs I need time I need to rra it up it's egg salad what

2:26:41do you want it's actually kind of a good way to mix egg salad put a little mayonnaise in there call yourself sh a good

2:26:49time I just you know how hard it is to mix up that with a fork look how fast I did

2:26:57that and argue with results yeah it's good stuff smells like my

2:27:04innards Pokey says she believes it's all it was off Market okay yeah which me and

2:27:14Dan sat here yesterday and researched quite a bit and we did not find any place you could have bought those cookies for at least like seven months

2:27:22okay yes the test batch was seven was a while ago yeah there's a hardcore Costco community that documents every new

2:27:30product that they have there is what I discovered on the uh oh really yeah let me see if I can find that again cuz that was really funny I was like I was like

2:27:38why it was totally unrelated to any of this controversy 7 months ago on a subreddit there was a photo of those other cookies and they were like has any

2:27:46anybody tried these yet oh they dropped these new cookies mhm Costco fans man I don't know Costco heads Costco heads

2:27:53that's what you do when you're like basically you know if you're retired your kids are gone you become a Costco

2:28:02head sure or maybe before that you know sounds nice is that a Facebook group where do we where do we meet with other

2:28:09Costco heads I'm going to look for it are you eating the eggs now oh did you find it no it's pear think this is it I'm on

2:28:18that uh dirty Joe diet what's his name Rick Ross yeah here you go six months ago

2:28:26onco so Reddit dirty Joe is he fat Joe's cousin dirty Joe what did you find Dan

2:28:33this is the post so six months ago Joe and I think this is the same photo from that tweet so they must have found they dug this up huh they dug this up anybody

2:28:42try these worth buying comments and I didn't see anyone else mentioned isn't costu one of those uh membership things cuz people were

2:28:50comparing the price to this place they make cheaper cuz they people aren't subscribing you

2:28:57have to pay a yearly fee right to get those good de but these are $10 a bag it's hot barer they're

2:29:06bigger it it it it but still it's like not a fair comparison yo there's a half a million members in this Costco show me what's a big deal dude

2:29:14wait hold on show me what's on Costco right now sort by top of the month let me see what they talk about I need to know if I need to get in

2:29:21this community or what they got two times as many people in their Community as we do 21,000 up votes for but they

2:29:29did The Coming to America yeah oh that's awesome that's great let me see what else we got going on there uh one hour

2:29:36$100 Costco meal prep that looks like a good ass meals boy might be careful though I see sulfur farts coming out of

2:29:44that look like the nachos oh yeah see that for sure some real nasty ones not Parts though burs yeah

2:29:53yeah um we also have impossible patties wait hold go up sold for $10 go up when the rotisserie chicken comes out go up

2:30:02above that one uh one the fresh let me get that one comes the

2:30:10chicken so do people fight over the rotisseries oh they're all lined up baby those are go oh everybody has their

2:30:17arms crossed they are good what yo they're like zombies dent it's an event in Costco bro every day and you know the

2:30:26chicken is better than others when the lid is a little raised up because you know it's a thicker juicier chicken what the how do you know that they do this oh

2:30:35yeah dude it's about how they know when it comes out there's a certain time that they they're lined up they know the

2:30:42schedule chickens for the they're on yeah you got to hang out on this Reddit to so if you go to Costco and you want one of these uh Birds you got to make

2:30:49sure that the uh the lid is a little raised dude they sold I'd be happy to get anything well not me personally but

2:30:56no it's goated that was gone in two seconds 5 I don't think you're going to be able to be selective this chicken lived and died for five dollars

2:31:04it's the best deal in town man brutal you can't beat it Pokey left another comment that I thought was insightful she said not only uh are the Costco

2:31:14memberships required but she says likely trying to sell off inventory to get rid of stock so that's also fair you know anyway let me read her

2:31:22message read the pricing making a healthy quality snack with real gluten-free ingredients and add of vitamins is not cheap practice you been

2:31:30following me for some time you know I rarely take sponsorship because I try to be mindful of promoting or endorsing products that's me too I'm right there

2:31:38with you I'm so selective I haven't sold merch in years I C my donations and frankly if I wanted cash grab it'd be silly to do that through a start up because they're

2:31:47extremely unlikely to profit in the first few years plus any profits we make goes directly back into creating more products people have been calling this

2:31:54to crash cash grab which does not really jive with me considering what she's saying is

2:32:02true about all the things that she doesn't do that a lot of creators do

2:32:08to make money but I can't imagine selling cookies online is like the best

2:32:16way to make money no just in terms of like an idea mhm if you're like trying if you're trying to do a cash grab

2:32:23you're not going and making like healthy Boutique cookies sold online only you looked into doing a product and like the

2:32:32amount of like FDA stuff turn you off to it right it was like too complicated well also I ended up just deciding that it wasn't a good idea at all okay well

2:32:41there's that too there's a whole bunch but it was but it my point being it's much easier to sell shirts right then sell a food

2:32:48product it's not about the ease it's just about the it's like not a huge vertical mhm it's like if you're trying

2:32:57to make money you're not going to go make Boutique cookies and sell them online it's not like a massive vertical who got rich doing that

2:33:04ever right I mean it's a passion project Mr kebler I guess is the only one yeah he's been in the game for a while and I

2:33:13don't and those guys do AR Shady those elves yeah yeah don't trust don't trust anybody that lives in a tree um something off there no I

2:33:22kill squirrels on site what no you don't I'm kidding I love squirrels Dan sorry cam Dan just got me all hyped up on

2:33:30killing tree dwellers leave the squirrels alone I will I said live in a tree not on a tree I have no problem living on a tree that's cute and

2:33:39adorable but if you you have like a little house in there well how do you define in cuz they have have you seen what these seen their house yeah I know

2:33:47but squirrel's probably like you mean they has to have a door and yeah like full-blown dude like

2:33:56look at this look at this what's the matter with this they killed that tree cam that's does that tree look dead to you D that

2:34:04Tre is not it's artificial they stapled these on I hear they make map in there it's a

2:34:11front yeah some sort of front it's like little spoiler Hermanos right the cookies are just a cover Gus is the uh

2:34:18Powerhouse behind it Gus one of them's names is Gus Gustavo Gustavo the elf

2:34:26yeah anyway she continues um oh I already read it so yeah I mean I I believe her just because

2:34:33again if you're going to do a cash grab there's uh pretty much every way is better than to make a boutique online

2:34:41only Health cookie I'm not saying you can't get rich but I'm saying something like that takes a lot of time so you got to build a brand I mean this is

2:34:49something that is a stretch still in my opinion to get rich from but even if you were this

2:34:57is definitely a long-term move uh so that's my opinion on that thank

2:35:05you moving on um Pokey responds to the price of her

2:35:12cookies on stream saying okay so this is I guess when is this when it started to really PE piss people off I mean I guess everyone was talking about it before but

2:35:21I guess this clip started going viral and uh all the yeah I mean I I wasn't

2:35:30following it super closely through the weekend but you know that that explanation that she gave that was last week right um and after I read that I

2:35:39was like that that's a perfectly reasonable explanation and I guess I incorrectly assume that that would probably be the end of it um

2:35:46but I guess she was still getting hanged about it all weekend so so here is the clip that um changed the the world as we

2:35:56know it here she is when people are like oh my God $28 for

2:36:04cookies it's four bags that's seven $7 a bag I know I know math is

2:36:12hard when you're an idiot but like if you're a broke boy just say so

2:36:19any when people so like okay so again to read her statement on that she said

2:36:27um what did she say did we have it in yeah number eight in the dog no what did she leave in chat um she said also chat no the

2:36:36comment I made was distasteful and I apologized for it but I absolutely did not say towards my fans SL Community it was a bad Jo joke towards one rude

2:36:44person harassing me in chat there's what to say about Pokey I mean we know that she gets and she gets a lot of from

2:36:52everything she does on the Internet it's been kind of a history of that um

2:37:00, 37 minutesand I don't blame her for being a little defensive you know I mean it's not the best way to handle it but it's also not that big of a deal I mean she

2:37:13says people you're chilling yo this is not a coverup I'm talking about it dude she was Anno people were

2:37:22annoying her online nonstop about some cookies she streams how long every day she made one little comment and then people lost their

2:37:30goddamn mind they're like oh now we have something to use now we have the clip people are people are saying Play the full clip is there a full clip with context I'm

2:37:38missing let me I mean that's the she's being she's being sassy and uh you know

2:37:47obviously calling people poor is not funny but um but uh whatever I mean okay

2:37:54if you if you think it's not nice and that's fair then that's fine um I mean it's a bad call to say that just purely

2:38:02in the sense of like I mean look what's happened now like that is like that's giving right and Amo to your

2:38:09haters but I mean I'm sure she's aware of that and that's why she said she apologized so here is

2:38:20see um she clarified it was a joke this person Chase

2:38:30said this has to be a joke Pokey there are people that work extremely hard daily doing jobs most would consider not as fun as streaming there are better

2:38:39ways to word this this is damaging not only to you but those who are in business with you and this cookie I mean okay

2:38:46that's a criticism that's I think I don't think that's hedged in a way that it doesn't seem that I don't know it's not that bad he's not being

2:38:54like totally vicious and a total dick about it I don't think she was saying like poor people are so lame e or anything

2:39:02like that but no she's I guess you sorry go ahead people are interpreting it that way where she's like poor people who

2:39:10can't afford my cookies get the out but uh okay okay fine so she responded to this guy she said while

2:39:19what I said was 100% intended to be a joke I can see why it came off as insensitive and I apologize for that I also understand the current price of the

2:39:27cookies might be expensive for some and promise will continue to consider pricing to keep Mina as affordable as

2:39:35possible also want to clarify that this was said towards one route chatter I did not at all intend for it to be a general statement towards my

2:39:43community um that's fair I think she apologize and you

2:39:51know was this also a joke here's Boby in the comments what did he have to say sure he had something good to

2:39:59say she said this is the difference we read this one this guy 12 said this is so scummy man she is praying on her

2:40:07stands ringing them out like a rag for every last penny she's a manipulative liar and will once again pull the woman

2:40:15get treated unfairly and sex discard again and her sheep fans will eat it up she responded you're a dumbass who lacks

2:40:22reading comprehensive skills so you resort to regurgitating idiotic incel rhetoric instead of easily reading up on

2:40:29basic uh cpg food industry practices here's what I'll say about this if you think that

2:40:39Pokey is is uh hiding behind this term of women women getting unfaired treated

2:40:47unfairly or sexist or whatever if you don't think that Pokey is unfairly treated then tell me this why the

2:40:56is Aiden Ross and train wreck and xqc and all these actual scum pieces of

2:41:03that advertise gambling solely getting people literally addicted and frankly statistically is going to be

2:41:12responsible for people killing themselves why is it that Pokey selling cookies and

2:41:20let's just look at it as the worth worst Faith possible that she doesn't like poor people that she

2:41:31um I mean she didn't steal the recipe I can't even look at it that way she she she she took the recipe over let's say she HS she hates poor people and it's a

2:41:40total um a total Shakedown why is she getting more

2:41:46than these other three scumbags that are selling their soul literally to an online crypto

2:41:55casino and nobody gives a I mean on the same scale was there

2:42:02this much kicked up over xqc doing gambling again no absolutely not was there this much over well I mean

2:42:10there there was I mean we were giving them about that did um true did Charlie and His

2:42:18Infinite Wisdom make any videos about train wreck Aiden Ross or xqc gambling I don't know I honestly don't know he may

2:42:24have Charlie find out State gambling penguin and and I by all means I do

2:42:31think Charlie is one of the highest uh moral Arbiters in the internet today so I'm not trying to call

2:42:39him out I do believe that everything he says I see he has videos about it I would have to watch it to see like what his take on it I see he has a debate

2:42:46with Hassan over gambling and kick and I know what H stance is so he's debating him that seems like he would be wait

2:42:53Charlie's Pro gambling I I don't I'd have to watch the video I don't want to say that I just see the top result Charlie debates hassabi over gambling

2:43:01and kick and then again if you want to talk about hating poor people people thinks it's hilarious when

2:43:08xqc when people go hey um when he posts a monetized video of him doing soy face

2:43:16over sqc reacta Israel air strike hits Gaza Tower okay and then his response to that criticism is AOS himself with

2:43:25bricks of cash and a diamond watch then this is funny and cool and we love this and he's

2:43:32based but then Pokey is a money hungry greedy like don't you see them there that there's just a such a

2:43:41uh a disproportionate response here mhm and what's funny is Nadia uh defended pokem man she had a similar uh take that

2:43:50you just did and then xqc commented on that as well I I sent the link oh who's Nadia Nadia the streamer um Call of Duty

2:43:59we talked about her oh she's the girl who people say she cheats yes okay so she said uh you guys have

2:44:07people like neon Jack sneo who average thousands of viewers and do nothing but spread negativity see I'm I even took I think the gambling one is even a better

2:44:16example but this is a good one too but when she sees a girl selling cookies that's when they all want to speak out the immense hatred towards women on the internet is

2:44:24unhinged um and then xqc responds did she even call xqc out so what the is he even doing white nighting for his

2:44:32home like for sneo okay go ahead yes Nadia it is the hate towards women that

2:44:38gave the cookies their price tag so you're angry that it's expensive

2:44:46you hypocrite loser so you dumb that messaged me my my watch is worth more than your house you're

2:44:54upset that the cookies are overpriced you dumb pandering misogynist

2:45:01loser you hypocrite you loser and again I'm not even I'm not

2:45:07even defending Pokey like I can see that she made mistakes here that are worthy of criticism and I thought like

2:45:16the one we read was fair but a lot most of it is not fair and this one is just obscene I mean talk about throwing rocks

2:45:24from a glass house like dude she's selling cookies you're literally getting people mainlined into a gambling addiction you

2:45:31you coward you fool I mean these people are the worst of the worst you want to talk about net negative on society it doesn't get worse than what

2:45:40xqc Aiden Ross and train Rex does it doesn't you might as well go sell fentol I mean

2:45:49seriously um at least you get something for fentanyl you know what I mean MH

2:45:57gambling you get nothing me xqc says yes Nadia it is the hate towards women that gave the cookies

2:46:06their price coincidentally it is also the hate towards women that made everyone live paycheck to paycheck and not afford to live luxury goods there's

2:46:13no valid criticism here tell him Queen you you and then just to Pro have to buy

2:46:21the cookies I mean yeah it's a it's a treat right you can't afford it's a

2:46:26premium product and again you you

2:46:32literally posted this and now you're like a champion of the

2:46:41normies the Common Man and how did you make all this money it wasn't selling cookies no it was selling the deadliest

2:46:47Vice in the world gambling to a unregulated crypto casino that everybody knows is crooked as their

2:46:55headquarters in kosel in a shed two kids by the way kids on stake I'm still I got a email the other

2:47:03day with the account I signed up for the show with with no registration saying hey you you've been you haven't used your account or whatever

2:47:11like come gamble we got a bonus for you right on yeah un identificated like account and people who say that you

2:47:19can't buy crypto underaged dude it's so easy I've been doing it easy I sold CS go Skins for crypto when I was 16 it's

2:47:27super easy dude we proved it like you said we had on the show yeah go sign up don't tell them your age don't confirm your age yeah and you were gambling yeah

2:47:36and my account and we and we gambled yep it's like so frustrating so first of

2:47:42all okay and then the fact that 20,000 people thought that this was a banger tweet just proves to me how many virgin

2:47:52incel women hating freaks that are getting so up in arms over a goddamn cookie Scandal and again I'm not saying

2:48:00, 48 minutesshe didn't up there's there's there's definitely criticisms to be had here that she's acknowledged and apologized for but this sentiment is

2:48:08truly truly demented truly demented the outsized re action of this is

2:48:17mind-bendingly insane get a load of this

2:48:23God damn dude what an idiot what a loser Jesus Christ to have the balls to

2:48:33type that after all you've done it's nuts look at this one more time because it's hard to believe

2:48:42he posted a video sequence of tweets is so insane what he posted a video soy facing over Israel air strikes hit Gaza

2:48:49monetized okay the text of the Tweet is when I think about scum degenerate content

2:48:56parasites look like I don't think I could possibly create a parody more on the nose than this Fair honestly I mean look at the image disgusting yo

2:49:06dude that was a JM for sure I'm kidding doing a military analysis yeah but um

2:49:13anyway um here's his response huh and we're angry and then we're angry

2:49:20at poke man right just to be clear okay he says yeah I got paid from this what's

2:49:29up dude she's not selling like a cancer drug or like insulin it's cookies it's it's a luxury she's not

2:49:36marked up insulin like Martin scarelli or something so do we um we may have gotone ahead of ourselves a little bit we did we talk about the fact that that

2:49:44the cookies are only available in packs of four cuz that's the source of a lot of the uh overpriced we did at the

2:49:52beginning we said it's $7 a pack so $7 a pack but you can only currently buy it in packs of four via the website I

2:49:59imagine if it gets distributed in stores obviously you'll be able to buy individual packs right yes yeah that's what I assume as well someone said your

2:50:08soul remains empty his response was your bank account relates and once again

2:50:15epic awesome dub sick so sick where's Charlie's video about

2:50:22xqc flexing his watch and Bricks of cash on

2:50:29literal civilians being blown up I mean maybe he made

2:50:37it I don't F him maybe he made it maybe I'm jumping into conclusions because Charlie is truly one of the greats

2:50:45and he's never he just so right by everything yeah love him I'm picking up what you're putting down but but yeah I

2:50:53don't I don't actually know so you shouldn't say that he may he may have sure may have criticized him for it yeah he probably did he probably did make a

2:51:01video about this yeah mhm sure so let's

2:51:11see Aiden's reaction oh God this did not say about this Aiden Ross

2:51:18you are literally okay hold on before I respond let me watch this let me see

2:51:25this guy dude please don't set me off man I'm about to lose my mind everyone just watch it I want to see

2:51:32what your reactions are like oh my God $28 for cookies take off screen for a second

2:51:39what happed we probably haven't checked this is kick the chat there is his chat oh true true so maybe I didn't see

2:51:48anything I'll do it like this you can't read the chat like this right if you zoom in oh yeah just like this can you read that

2:51:56Ian kick or I can just do like this Zoom yeah yeah zoom in to Aiden there you go

2:52:04perfect why did you do that God damn it all right this is fine okay play like that four bags bro that's seven $7 a bag

2:52:13I know I know math is hard when you're an idiot but like if you're a broke boy just say

2:52:22so okay so this backlash she's getting is 100% her fault I would okay okay it's her fault that's fine never get backlash

2:52:30for this I swear to God y'all would not give a flying oh yeah yeah no he's right oh maybe we're about to get a good aident take holy

2:52:38uh everything okay over there no Ian's R2D2 accidentally knocked Lego oh

2:52:48are you wait are you are you serious right now uh did it get it shattered it sounded like we can rebuild

2:52:56it though right Ian yeah but he's been working on this thing for like can we get a shot of it what

2:53:05happened it's my shaky hands I just got so angry Aiden made me so angry I had to throw it on the ground no

2:53:13whatpp all yeah it doesn't it the damage does not look that bad I think he'll be okay oh no I had it in a precarious spot

2:53:21that's my that's my bet how long have you been working on that R2-D2 H like a little bit at a time over a few weeks probably oh God look at this

2:53:29poor soul we need Luke Skywalker to come fix him up that is very sad that's how Luke found him I think at the Droid this

2:53:37is not that bad yeah legol Lou the doctor he can fix it up anyways sorry to distress

2:53:44oh no so anyway okay so wait Aden said that he would not get for this so my eyebrows are raised here let's see

2:53:52it's your fault for setting up a libtard community who cancels everything you do and it's just like I mean wait that's not who's

2:54:01canceling her that doesn't make any sense it's literally your fans dummy yeah no this is the whole Ben Shapiro uh we don't believe in cancel culture

2:54:09around here right well but at the same time he's being more graceful than these other fools I mean he was right about the fact that

2:54:17his audience would clearly not give a if he said something like that I watched twitch a decent amount I'm sure most of the streamers I've watched has

2:54:25made a poor joke within the this previous month seriously everyone I mean Dam hello and it does not become a viral

2:54:32Twitter story like God damn it's it wasn't that bad it was distasteful I agree but I feel like I've probably made

2:54:40a joke like that in the past I I'm not even going to lie I wouldn't even say is I mean I understand that it might not be a good move because now they got the

2:54:47clip but I mean that's the thing if there's one person annoying

2:55:13the yeah got a little too angry at Aiden

2:55:20there had a gamer moment but yeah she she apologized I mean what what more do you want she it

2:55:27wasn't like un it wasn't like something so bad you can never take back but anyway let's hear aen I could stra up just say in my chat like I'm going to

2:55:35Slit your throat and hang you and like all chill yeah Jesus Christ he had he had that was a gamer moment gamer

2:55:42moment gamer moments all around he just did a Donald Trump I could shoot someone in the face on Fifth Avenue these they're not going to give a

2:55:51I've already put them through so much they've went to a war and at B for me every single time I've been canceled you can't do that and so Aiden

2:56:00, 56 minutesI understand is not very bright so but he doesn't actually understand what he's saying fully corroborates what we're saying he just doesn't know that that's

2:56:09what he's saying he's misunderstanding where the Hate's coming the hate is coming from the inso right it's not her fans that are angry

2:56:16I'm vast majority of on the whole I'm sure maybe some are offended by that and that's fair he said in chat it's not her community yeah of course not yeah I

2:56:25would never I would never assume that it's the same it's The Usual Suspects and so it's interesting that he acknowledges though that I would never

2:56:33get for this um but his conclusion is hilariously wrong and that it's cuz your

2:56:40community is woke when in fact it's his people that are the ones came canceling people and being um you know absolutely reactive little

2:56:50freaks also he wouldn't get cancelled for it because he's famously and consistently a horrible person that's

2:56:59you watch for that right and Pokey is famously and consistently usually a very pleasant beautiful person so when she

2:57:06does something that exists in like the vein of neutrality then that goes to the news but when Aiden does that wait that's

2:57:14such a good point that's must be why people get upset at me when I mess up cuz I'm because you're so great yeah it's just you're so consistently uh

2:57:21amazing good I am so consistently beautiful and amazing uncontroversial unoffensive go ahead

2:57:29Aiden no I should say Aiden that's one side of the spectrum but now let's go to the other side someone like Mr Beast who's you know YouTube's Golden Boy what

2:57:37happens when he sells cookies not okay but well that's different Mr Beast wasn't selling like Health cookies and

2:57:44it wasn't like uh well I thought they were they were hold on no no they weren't so they're cheap first of all they're super cheap I think six six pack

2:57:53for $30 yeah it's the same they they're GL free simple ingredients non GMO it's exact wait wait wait which cookies pull

2:58:00, 58 minutesit up let me see the feasable cookies I believe this is all in the dock it's oh it is yeah uh cuz I thought his cookies were

2:58:10super in fact I tried to look into it I couldn't find who manufactured these but the whole vibe and everything is very

2:58:18similar I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same company since this company does seem to specialize in uh I mean influencer product first of all Mr Beach

2:58:26is like Mr ghost kitchen the idea that he's not white label this is a joke right these cookies were made by but yeah he was selling it on his website a

2:58:35six-pack for $30 so it's a little bit cheaper right five bucks right and he's going to sell way more so his profit margins can be lower yeah Mr Beast can

2:58:43swing gr on this one it says it's uh the bag is bigger um weight is 6 o yeah 6 o

2:58:51compared to was it four Onin other one it's definitely cheaper than pokey's bought so but just like the whole

2:58:58packaging it like cuz the specifically hold on hold on I don't think they're marketed as healthy cookies though it says plant-based and gluten-free but I

2:59:06don't think they're making any claims I mean what I'm eating cookies I don't want to see plant-based and gluten-free okay I mean I mean I guess

2:59:15it's not healthy but in the same sense that uh we were talking about earlier that I think I mean I I don't think if

2:59:24it's exactly comparable because then it just seems like that's not the best way to defend her I think there's other ways to Defender that are because Mr Beast

2:59:31wasn't like oh you're broke if you can't afford my cookies to that point that's why right he never people didn't find like that

2:59:39the exact same cookie being sold at Costco there wasn't you know what I mean like and Mr Beast does get um again I'm a I'm not

2:59:47a you're Beast head I got it I'm a beast head it's still real to be Dam it no but I'm I am saying

2:59:55that there's certain dissimilarities here that that

3:00:01uh but there's lots of um Creator products uh like this I

3:00:08mean goddamn across the board you know I mean the the uh go ahead Aiden you're

3:00:16killing it then you got your best friend hiss the snake isan his isan wait why does he

3:00:26hate Assan so much I thought they were friends what no I thought hisan was trying to like no well he for a while you remember in the early times hisan

3:00:35was taking the uh concerned older brother kind of approach with him or whatever but Aiden that I think that

3:00:41ended a long time ago well I know hates Han son so I guess right he's got a fall in line yeah yeah yeah at one point

3:00:49Aiden said he should un alive himself if I'm not that's cool Jesus on making videos on you

3:00:58there's no real friends in this industry you set yourself up for this you have to pay now critizing her cuz I don't don't

3:01:07think that's what hanan's take was I thought he defended her yeah he did defend her I think that's what he said well I think no no he's saying look

3:01:15making videos on you making videos on you there's no real friends in this industry no real friends in this yeah he totally misinterpreted that God

3:01:23these people are dumbb gee whiz Aiden how do you even breathe God he must sleep with one of

3:01:31those respirators just cuz he would stop breathing it's just the brain power is not

3:01:38there golly man you set yourself up for this you have to pay now you shouldn't be one to I remember when I got banned

3:01:46on Twitch she said that I should be banned for 2 years or some for what what's that going to teach me you know it's just like what does that have to do

3:01:53with her you just sound bitter that she goofed on you the camp culture people are now getting canceled

3:02:00, 2 minutesbecause I laugh at this pokem I don't think you should be canceled for this for for the clip but I think you should be canceled for this because

3:02:07of what you what you who you are right what you what your audience is your own audience is don't think too hard there

3:02:15buddy don't hurt yourself interestingly though kind

3:02:23of in a totally unintentional way is defending her in a way that he's too dumb to realize he's doing so kind of a

3:02:32based I guess uh take it's a little confused the response but it's like a 80 IQ W take which we

3:02:40love w w uh let's

3:02:47see yeah so I mean that's pretty much it then no hold on I got to see what Charlie had to say

3:02:54oh Don Charlie needs to talk Charlie said this this situation is horrible has he made a video about

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3:03:02Gaza he's like Gaza is horrible no no no no scratch that these cookies are horrible it's just kind of I know I'm

3:03:11not I hate when people do like oh you can't care about things at once it is a little funny though with all the terrible

3:03:19happening in the world oh we should be the last to say that Ethan come

3:03:26on with the inconsequential that we talk about all the time I talk about important things too yeah it's mixed in

3:03:33but I mean come on I talk about important things too I've talked about Gaza I didn't say you

3:03:40didn't but I'm just saying it's just a funny to me to Charlie is there like

3:03:47genocides happening in Congo war in Ukraine tons of civilians dying in Gaza Pokey man situation is

3:03:56horrible maybe I'm being too righteous about that a little bit yeah maybe I'm being too I would love to see a Charlie video on Israel

3:04:03Palestine I think he's probably this video like a Palestinian waiting for his freedom since 1948 no what's up

3:04:12guys heaby today I'm going to be taking the tunnel into Gaza with the Hamas

3:04:20operatives whose ass smells like burps and their burp smells like

3:04:28sulfur um okay let's see here's the time stamp Charlie said Pokemon did the worst thing imaginable when selling a product

3:04:35okay dive into and get into the weeds of she by saying that I have full reverence for Charlie and everything he does

3:04:44anything that may be perceived as a slight to him I want to just make clear that it is not a slight to Charlie uh I

3:04:52would never say or do anything against um this great man

3:05:00, 5 minutesmhm and I think did the worst possible maneuver you could ever do when trying to sell something to your audience when

3:05:08people are like oh my God $28 for cookies it's four

3:05:15bags that's seven $7 a bag I know I know math is hard when you're an idiot

3:05:24but like if you're a broke boy just say so anyway Matt was actually the one that sent me this clip today and I just assumed this had to be some kind of bad

3:05:32joke she tried to tell but watching the clip it seems like she's legitimately upset and actually just calling people that don't want to pay for it or can't

3:05:40afford it broke that's off to a great start

3:05:46here a elite gamer move that I had to take a step back to process that she would just say that publicly I was it's

3:05:54just not that serious you know that's I mean call me crazy again there's you can

3:06:01definitely criticize her for this TR you know what I mean and but uh I don't know it seems clear to me that she what

3:06:10she said is true and that it's just one annoying dude who was like oh your cookies cost 28 bucks and she's like no it's $7 a pack yeah and then you know

3:06:18she got she had a heater gamer moment and she said if you're broke just say so she's being

3:06:24sassy um that's okay we like sass we love

3:06:31sess right love so dumbfounded upon hearing that that I actually went back to her stream VOD where this happened to try

3:06:39and locate this moment to see what happened next because this is only 2 seconds I thought there was a chance that right after it she's like no no just kidding I'm pulling your leg hardy

3:06:48har hard just a joke she doesn't do that she broke she has to say she's joking for it to be a joke I mean Charlie I

3:06:56thought you were the Arbiter of comedy and Truth on the internet he was dumb fonded oh my goodness I mean what did you need her to say just kidding and

3:07:04then it makes it fine you wouldn't give a if she said just kidding any

3:07:20what are we watching though I'm more interested in that right now we need more people you want to play pay 8 for Twitter blue for some pixels that's okay that's

3:07:27fine you spend your money how you want I'll spend mine how is this a video game that she's watching like a dating

3:07:37Sim I don't know and everyone else will spend theirs how they want isn't it weird how it's like it's a sing single shot of this girl I don't want to run

3:07:44this art store anymore maybe you're right maybe it is like a a dating Sim but with like actual if you're here can

3:07:52you tell us what game is this or what is this also the context kind of makes it even better cuz she's like oh you spend your money however you want it actually

3:07:59makes it even better when he shows it it's just not that serious I don't know it's not horrible it's not

3:08:08horrible maybe it's maybe it's a little awkward I would never be hyperbolic in

3:08:16describing anything so I don't know why Charlie would Charlie's take is the worst

3:08:32thing she is that seems to be where the topic died at least from what I've skimmed through here so it doesn't really seem like she was doing this as

3:08:41some kind of like s splitting comedy bit about dude of what is she Jerry

3:08:47Steinfeld doing a bit about cook po people and cookies what do you mean s spit laughing it's not fun what do you

3:08:55mean by that what the is he say dude dude this was clearly not a pre-planned and

3:09:02rehearsed and Stage tested bit right I mean that's true it is true he's

3:09:11accurately assessed that yeah you know just kidding I actually love my fans she does giggle about it afterwards but it

3:09:18feels more like condescending analysis look at look at the level of the depth of of

3:09:28analysis like at JCS video she did laugh afterwards but it it felt more condescending than anything thought it

3:09:37like she thought it was funny to me no condescending according to Charlie

3:09:45and Truth is in the be eyes of the beholder and the beholder is Charlie oh he's my Northern Star I don't know about

3:09:52you and then she just says moving on moving on like it's it's just a really shitty thing to say then then I feel

3:10:02like he's not even convinced no he's just straight on this man is just trying to make a video that he knows is going to get a lot of views and

3:10:10it did it did 5 million after one day situation is horrible look how he knows he's reaching it's it's just a really

3:10:18shitty thing to say right and then she does what a lot of other people do which I find really weird which is mentioning

3:10:25Twitter blue for some reason like Twitter blue offers this dog service for $8 you'll spend your money on some pixels whatever you spend your money how you want and I'll spend my

3:10:34money how I want well yeah nobody's forced do you think maybe you're overanalyzing to purchase your product or anything but they were having a legit

3:10:43discussion on the price just being a little out of their comfort zone okay how do you know that what are you talking about you just made that part up

3:10:50dude didn't show us what that dude said to yeah if you wanted me to believe that you had to show me what that dude said

3:10:59because you're being super charitable some random chatter that we all know and I know you're a streamer no can be super

3:11:07unhinged so that's pretty bad faith and lame Pokey said I really did laugh right after uh I said everyone should spend

3:11:15their money how they want 100% intended to be a joke no Sor also she said I'll make an eel flavor cookie for Chad put her on

3:11:24timeout honesty only Charlie said you're being condescending um he also said that the

3:11:31guy was having a really good faith happy uh amicable disagreement and that he the guy who said that was actually like um

3:11:38was actually a volunteer a firefighter who yeah they worked at an orphanage actually do you realize that that dude was basically a he's an orphan that

3:11:47works at an orphanage right he was like the oldest orphan and he adopted all the other orphans breaking the cycle the

3:11:55orus orphans that orus wait Charlie how can you say that that's so dumb hold on get load

3:12:04of this but they were having a legitimate well yeah nobody's forced to purchase your product or anything but they were having a legitimate discussion

3:12:12on the price just being a little out of their comfort show me that conversation you I love orus so bad F this man

3:12:20is straight pandering holy I I've never seen SE seen him do that so blatant also critical is known to to

3:12:28make a video every time a a streamer is condescending to a shatter every time you know cuz he's a good cuz he would never he's never done it before he would

3:12:35never yeah I don't know he probably wouldn't I mean he's he's such like a streamer being condescending to a singular shatter wow what a big crime

3:12:43huh he would never do that he's a good guy he's cool too he's got tats and

3:12:51hell yeah dude long hair long hair no I mean long hair is sick Zach you like that right you with his hair you

3:12:58could get a little trim oh you think it's trimmed up you think it's too long like if I honestly yeah kind of he needs

3:13:06a little trim just a little bit just what would you clean up just to keep it healthy you know just take like a little inch maybe inch and a half off

3:13:13just it grows out better you don't have split ends and called out look a little dry that's what I'm saying hold on let's make a highlight called the Charlie

3:13:22situation is horrible and it's about Zach talking about his hair I literally made a note for that God I me if he doesn't want to cut it maybe some Olex

3:13:30or different conditioner like just saying there it is that's good advice horrible this is horrible that he

3:13:38would go out on camera like this zone for what they'd want to spined on it like it's a discussion her own Community was having and then she just

3:13:47out of nowhere out of left Fields like if you're broke just say show me that that's what happened bro she says that's not what happened

3:13:55show me the chat blog bro why are you pandering so hard show us golly G

3:14:03willikers man what is the G Willers I don't know but it just it doesn't need to be like that Germany Cricket bro that's

3:14:12a new one I like that I have no doubt her manager and her whole team saw this clip and

3:14:19just together took off their hat stood up hands on their hips and they're like you know what it was a good try hey they

3:14:26staged the walk no that didn't I don't think that happened Darcy didn't do that oh my God they all yeah don't you I mean

3:14:34I see that he's just trying so hard to make it seem so much worse than it is so that he can make this video I love next line he's about to

3:14:43drop we gave it our best whirl like they had to have seen this and then immediately like the office went up in Flames I don't know what would possess

3:14:51her to say something she didn't say the n-word man she didn't like use a racial

3:14:58slur she just what the again insensitive not a good thing

3:15:05to say she did apologize for it she didn't tell the guy to you know

3:15:14so rude and nasty to the audience she is trying to sell this product to to directly shame the consumer that you

3:15:21want to buy into your product is a Galaxy brain tactic a strategy that I'm

3:15:29not sure the success rate of like $28 no matter how you spend this is a lot for

3:15:36some cookies and I think the way she keeps trying to break it down it's four packs I mean again he's not doing a good job of character of being honest

3:15:43about that and rationalize it is pretty disingenuous It's s i mean $ a bag and that's still expensive but then you also have to factor in that the bags aren't

3:15:51even big to begin with it's 4 oz per bag 4 o okay bro you think it's too expensive I mean what the

3:15:58oh Pokey said she used to like his videos but this felt disingenuous sucks I love Charlie though

3:16:07I'll never leave him I don't care what you say about him I don't think I've seen people uh point out this is black shirt Charlie

3:16:16and that white shirt Charlie is uh better than black shirt Charlie is there is that like a known thing does he have better takes in the white shirt this

3:16:23happened to Jerry uh in the late 80s they called it the red shirt days Jerry Garcia and you could see that he was in

3:16:31danger so um can you pokey do you want to call in because I do I want to clarify this point cuz Charlie says that

3:16:38the chatter you were you were yelling at was a total gum gentleman who is trying to have a productive conversation about

3:16:45the price of your cookies this is don't even if you disagree even if what you said we did

3:16:52this poll in the beginning and like what almost 40% said that she messed up even if you're in that side of things can we

3:17:00, 17 minutesacknowledge that this is a whole lot of hubbub a much a do about nothing in the words of the great yes William

3:17:08Shakespeare if you did ever exist but don't you agree this a whole lot of stirring over some damn

3:17:17cookies especially again with Aiden Ross and XC and train wreck and all these absolute

3:17:25scum doing what they do on the Internet it's dude how was that me I didn't get

3:17:33it there's no way oh it's late I thought I was going to do a short episode it's goddamn 5 o' the

3:17:41hell for $7 is still a lot especially when you compare it to the the product that they're basing it off of and supposedly approved upon the totsy

3:17:49Midnight Cookies those were 10 okay genius once again it's Costco which has a membership fee and like she said it was probably on discount cuz they're

3:17:57trying to get rid of it thanks $10 a bag for 14 oz so even though the toi formulation I don't know what the cost

3:18:04is on that or $3 more per bag they offered you 10 oz more of product and they were sold in Costco a lot of people really enjoyed them but most people

3:18:13didn't like the price that was a pain point of that $10 for a bag of cookies is a lot oh Charlie spent some time on the Costco

3:18:21subreddit I was just thinking is his Source the same thread because of that it has to be the top comment was like

3:18:28$10 for a bag though yeah he's a Costco head he knows he knows I mean yeah it listen if you're

3:18:37something's expensive just don't buy it you know what I mean that's it you know

3:18:47Charlie right so $7 for a smaller bag of cookies significantly smaller is a lot too like

3:18:55it it doesn't matter how you boil down this math I feel like if you cut this whole cookie price analysis just out and

3:19:03played it it would sound so silly like Zach can you pull please this cookie price analysis and just let's just play

3:19:11it occasionally during wait you want him talking about the or you want everything around it no just him talking about the cookie analysis because like outside of

3:19:19its element you I feel that you will realize how silly this this uh video and

3:19:27this analysis is yeah I can I can do that thanks being an expensive product that's the brass tax of it that is the

3:19:34hard pill to swallow there's really no way of spinning this where $28 for a four pack of these cookies isn't

3:19:41expensive it is and to try and call people broke for not buying it or not being able to afford it is really some

3:19:48out of touch and the Really foul part about all of this that my little noodle will never be able to wrap itself around is a streamer calling Their

3:19:57audience broke or poor bu your wealth was built on their

3:20:04backs them watching you supplied you with money through the ads that get played to them them directly donating to you took their money and gave it to you

3:20:13if they weren't watching you you would be getting no sponsors which make up a lot of streamers hold on there's a oh whoa Zach what the dude I was

3:20:23at Costco last week and I saw fighting some dude over rotisserie yeah gets heated brother Kos sa Kos sa God I love that nobody's Crossing you can't go into

3:20:31Costco Barefoot yes you can if you're going K sa you can if you're going for chickens it's War dude

3:20:39true damn no holds bar so did you get it or you you bet kimosabi got two chickens one under each

3:20:49arm uh anyway again Charlie keeps saying that Pokey says she was talking to one

3:20:58guy not her audience in that makes more sense to me than her being like she wasn't like you guys are broke she was

3:21:05talking to one obnoxious dude I get that income you need them and you are dropping trouser and in their

3:21:13mouth right now by just insulting okay well hold on I know for a fact that there's a lot of people in her audience

3:21:21that would pay for that experience so true oh I see where you I thought I

3:21:28thought you knew for a fact that that didn't happen because you have mouth with your no it wasn't that it wasn't about with all the

3:21:36wasn't about that them over them having legitimate

3:21:44criticisms over the price point of the product it makes no sense your wealth was accumulated you me the whole video is like super disingenous and that the

3:21:52way he's characterizing it as like she's on her whole audience base and that they were having this good faith

3:21:59conversation again none of that supported but that being said I do I'm not even blaming Charlie because frankly

3:22:07listen if that's what he says that's what it is pokey I don't know what to say you up it's horrible what you you did a horrible thing it's

3:22:14horrible and it is what it is the top comment is I would not pay $7 for a bag of cookies even if I was Elon

3:22:23Musk how would you know what Elon Musk would do you're not Elon Musk Elon Musk probably pays way more for cookies he's

3:22:31known to be good with money too definitely not wasting 35 billion that man spent 55 billion on Twitter yeah but

3:22:40they're just saying if it was was somebody that they loved to the extent that they love Elon Musk her saying all that while

3:22:47freebooting a show as her job while she eats overpriced cookies it says I don't know if she's free booting actually I don't know what she's doing I don't know

3:22:56Cam said the game is called love oh is a game it is a game she playing a video game so she's not free booting nice 1.2

3:23:04how did I know I don't know and I I figured out somehow that was a game yeah 1.2k people just yep like rebooting not

3:23:14knowing her insulting the audience mathematical ability WIS at the same time not understanding proportion between price and content is funny to me

3:23:23you are smart that's all I know Mr Lemon changing $7 for a little ass bag

3:23:31of cookies and then calling your fans broke is absolutely stupid go to the store and get a 50 pack of Oreos for no you couldn't 50 pack of Oreos is that

3:23:40right a 50 pack of Oreos damn for I'm going Costco bro like right now but it's

3:23:48not Oreos man it's not Oreos are you saying they're like the offbrand Oreos a 50 pack of

3:23:55Oreos that doesn't that's not adding up skeptical dude I'm skeptical but maybe let's

3:24:02See's the big boy yeah it's pretty nasty here like the comments are just real nasty for and I

3:24:09mean it's just not that serious I don't know I'm glad Charlie's talking about this

3:24:1838,000 likes Pokey has been acting like this for years look up when you try to get a sponsor to drop a YouTuber who criticized her a couple years ago who

3:24:26gives a probably deserved it I don't know again another little comment she just made on

3:24:33stream what' she say oh that about the trying to get a sponsor to drop someone

3:24:43I've never done that have I ever done that let's check Charlie's video didn't Charlie people say I did

3:24:51that to keemstar I still I still I know one person who said that you did that to keemstar keemstar no oh Charlie did that

3:24:59was he wearing white he did do that I forgot yeah was it was he in a white shirt or a black shirt I think he was wearing a white shirt I kind of up

3:25:05the whole Theory you're right Charlie did say that I mean I I I still

3:25:12listen keemstar got dropped by gfuel and I got listen they probably dropped him

3:25:19because of uh I'm assuming all the other in the video that made it look like a psychopath right listen I like Charlie

3:25:28but I'm just going to say he's he sounds kind of broke I'm just saying he sounds kind of broke hold on don't first of all

3:25:35I resent that you're putting words in my mouth like I don't like Charlie I love Charlie I did too then you said what

3:25:44what was your next point I just said he's sounding kind of broke that's it he sounds kind of broke sound like a broke boy I like Charlie I met him and you

3:25:51know that's all I need to like someone so you know he's my friend yeah yeah you guys are best friends actually so he kind of over did

3:25:59you over UBS by not promoting the Creator Clash at all despite being the announcer this smells

3:26:07like I watched you open it I was like what I was putting my trash in

3:26:16it let's get the out of here man this has turned into like above average show and you said you were going to do a

3:26:23quick one yeah exactly three and a half hours yeah we end up going for a while Roman Atwood blackface that'll have to

3:26:31wait what about the eel pit eel pit will'll have to wait so I'll try to do the members

3:26:38tomorrow but we'll see if well no I don't think you'll be able to we're recording that's Friday episode

3:26:46tomorrow oh okay yeah okay so there's no so there will be no members episode tomorrow because we're filming a

3:26:54full special episode to premiere on Friday for all your Thanksgiving

3:27:01enjoyment but thank you to members we love you guys I love love everyway she just showed her true colors

3:27:11it's why happens when your ego continues to grow over your morals okay whatever anyway listen like

3:27:19I says you can I think there's plenty to criticize here for her I think she made good apologies for what she did wrong

3:27:27and I think the that's about it and I think Charlie's right and he'll always right and I think he's the best I love him and his breath probably

3:27:36doesn't smell like farts his breath probably smells like pumpkin pie fact I'm sure of

3:27:44it I'm sure of

3:27:50it have you ever gone after someone sponsors other than keemstars never I think I know like on a person go

3:27:59ahead I want to know if I did cuz I know on a personal LEL own you own that's true depends on how you defined it I

3:28:07mean you went

3:28:08after sponsors of people like going after stake for sponsoring streamers but that's kind of the inverse of no that

3:28:16doesn't count and I guess James Charles too we called some people first that doesn't that doesn't count EI

3:28:24I mean like going after like hey I don't like this guy so I'm going to contact the sponsors to drop him so okay keemstar I guess has a has

3:28:32one argument for that but also to the other extent I'll say this people said that I could never affect keemstar's

3:28:39career they said it where is he now's G where is he now

3:28:45where is he I miss him yeah well he's back in a

3:28:53sense in a sense he's back I can't take credit for keemstar's demise that was all him I he was still around for a year or

3:29:00, 29 minutestwo after that whole thing I I I couldn't take credit for it truly truly I I believe they're right Keem only

3:29:07keemstar can undo keemstar right I think him on Aiden Ross's stream wasid right that that's true that was

3:29:16the moment it all went wrong y you're in trouble that crypto yeah right forgot about that and he was gloating on that whole trip to LA and everything he

3:29:24was saying how much he like owned you Ethan because I think he got you banned that week and everything right oh yeah oh yeah I forgot about that

3:29:31F's right and then he started yelling at group of strangers about um your dick

3:29:39yep and that was a own I owned he's like just for no reason did you guys know that Ethan Klein can't get it up

3:29:47yeah he says so himself you guys all right anyway listen I don't know what Pokey said about the sponsored thing

3:29:55so whatever AB says it was just one comment there you go okay right

3:30:02AB is that right is that what you said yeah

3:30:09yeah last we let

3:30:13the even was getting up by baby he said

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